I name a Light Reconnaissance Vehicle after it.

The generator spawns the ham sandwich of life and death.

I take out the ham and put it in my lunch to prevent vegetarians from stealing my lunch.

The generator spawns some medical equipment and a gullible man.

sorry repeet post

I tell the gullible man he's a master surgeon and set him loose on my enemies.

The generator spawns a wendigo.

I place it in a locked room of people I hate, and leave.

The generator spawns an ace of spades.

and i use it to cut someone's hat

The generator spawns a generator

I smash the new one. One is enough work.

The generator spawns a blue banana.

so i threw it off of a cliff and it opened the gate to oblivion

the generator spawns a vaccum chamber

I drop a gold bar and a feather inside it. They fall at the same speed.
^{Science is awesome}

The generator spawns a plastic cup.

I suck it into my face until I collapse.

The generator spawns a FAIL.

I smack it with an awesome skateboarding trick, and it disintegrates.

The generator spawns a Darth Maul.

I load him into a cannon and fire him at General Grievous. Awesome ensues.

The generator spawns a robot made out of Rice Kripies.

I eat the robot, because I love rice krispies.

The Generator spawns a 2x4.

I nail it to the top of my car for no adequately explained reason.

The generator spawns a single raisin.

I stomp it into the ground, then jump up and down on it a few times.

The generator spawns a Gravity Hammer.

I go to town with the best halloween costume ever.

The Generator spawns Jason Voorhees.

I set him loose in a school. Because.

The generator spawns a rubber band.

I add it to my collection!
_{Or not.}

The Generator spawns 300 Spartans.

I grind their bones to make my bread.

The generator spawns a rabbid sentient turnip.

I capture it and sell it to some Celtic Pagans who sacrifice it on Samhain as an offering to Mongfind.

The generator spawns my left foot.

You replace your right one with it so that you can't dance anymore.

The generator spawn a 108 sided dice.

I chop it in half and make two 54 sided dice!

The generator spawns a staple gun, two golf clubs and an awesome wig.

In the wilderness, I use the golf clubs as support beams for my tent, the wig as fuel for a fire, and the staple gun as a weapon to hunt wild boar.

The generator spawns a level 80 elite Night Elf Death Knight.
*cough* Did I say that?

i throw it at bill gates telling him that his commercials aren't funny

the generator spawns a lobster costume

I put it on and hide under my girlfriend's bed, in celebration of halloween.

The generator spawns a Fuma shuriken.

I give it to Ryu Hayabusa in exchange for Sonia.

The generator spawns a better forum game.

I go play that instead.

The generator spawns an Egyptian God card.

I sell it to some guy with funky hair and walk away a milionare.

The generator spawns a pie.

I have a massive collection of pies

The generator spawns Elvis Presley

We work together to build a time machine, and go back to prevent his death from drug abuse and obesity.

The generator spawns Kratos from god of war.

I collapse to my knees and cry like a baby in an attempt to make him too disgusted to kill me.

The generator spawns a scalpel.

I slit your throat

The generator spawns a clone of you

I make him do the homework I'm doing right now, and go play a game.

The generator spawns a purple polar bear with rocket launchers on it's back. (Wow that was random)

I die from rocket power

spawns a C3-PO

I use C3-PO's language skills, to help talk me out of a russian mafia problem. I dismantle him later after his voice becomes to annyoing to bare.

The generator spawns the japanese band Aqua timez.