I market the generator for billions in the black market.

The generator makes a law.

I kick that Law in the face. (It was Forest Law. Not Marshall Law, thank God)

The generator spawns a bison.

I dress it up in a suit, then pit it against Chun-Li.

The generator spawns a rocket-powered football.

I kick it, and get my leg blown the fuck off.

The generator spawns Sir Schmoopy.

I try to bring him back to the Escapist with The URSRU Act of '09.

The Generator generates a calculator.

I try to divide by zero, and get sucked into a black hole.

The generator spawns Twilight!
Oh no!

i use the 2nd generator which i bought from the black market and counter twilight with lots of daylight.

the generator generates an alien warfleet

ravensshade:
i use the 2nd generator which i bought from the black market and counter twilight with lots of daylight.

the generator generates an alien warfleet

The aliens steal the 2nd generator, but Chuck Norris comes and kills every one just by looking at them.

The generator generates the evil twin of Chuck.

Evil Chuck and Chuck fight. The universe fucking explodes.

The generator makes a universe.

I use it to power my blender.

The generator makes a cracker.

I ignore the cracker & take the cake jammed in the Generator.

The Generator generates The Holy Grail.

I put it in a cave, and laugh as archaeologists kill each other trying to get it.

The generator spawns a comma.

I cry.

:,(

The generator spawns Generator.

I punch him. Very hard. Then I apologize profusely and make him a cup of tea.

The generator spawns a Saw trap.

I do a handstand, so instead of blastng off my face, it only gets my foot.

The geerator spawns a cup of tea.

It's really watery, and there's no sugar... I kill myself by smashing the cup and deliberately choking on one of the shards of china.

The generator spawns a +1 mace.

I spray it in the eyes of +1 criminals.

The generator spawns a meat cleaver.

I stick it in someone's head, but they don't die. It's never really explained why...

The generator spawns Pac-Man.

I die, become a ghost, and kill it.

The generator spawns some nunchucks.

I tape guns to the end, and make Gun-Chucks!

The generator spawns some more gun-chucks.

I take them & star in the single greatest martial arts movie ever.

The Generator generates a bowl of ice cream.

I take this Iced Cream, and investigate it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm OMG ITS POISEN. THE GENERATOR IS TRYING TO KILL US!

The Generator Spawns Sentience.

I introduce the sentience to 4chan, thereby destroying it.

The generator spawns a wild charmander

Nets do a pretty good substitute for pokéballs, as I find out.

The Generator generates David Bowie.

I grab him by the shoestrings, spin around and around and then let go, sending him flying towards Mars. "Let me know if there's any life up there!" I cackle.

The generator spawns a Goomba.

I stamp on it and gain 100 points.

The generator spawns a bedtime story.

I read it during 9/11

The generator spawns a stock market.

I make millions, then lose most of it, leaving me back where I started.

The generator spawns a giant ant.

I hop on its back and we fly through the air, eating massive amounts of cake (again). Unfortunately, this ant is allergic to cake, and it explodes violently.

I throw the protagonist of Doom at the next poster.

sam g:

I throw the protagonist of Doom at the next poster.

You're not throwing anything, the generator is spawning something. Anyway....

On Topic:

I use him as a meat shield until I reach the end of the level, at which point I grab the last Hazmat suit and make him follow me into a pool of acid and die a very slow and painful death.

The generator spawns a bucket of nails.

I throw them onto the highway gleefully and watch the ensuing chaos.

The generator spawns Captain Crunch.

punkhead58:

sam g:

I throw the protagonist of Doom at the next poster.

You're not throwing anything, the generator is spawning something. Anyway....

On Topic:

I use him as a meat shield until I reach the end of the level, at which point I grab the last Hazmat suit and make him follow me into a pool of acid and die a very slow and painful death.

The generator spawns a bucket of nails.

Damn it, got the threads mixed up. Sorry 'bout that...

Anyway, Captain Crunch chews up some rocks with his amazing teeth, and I sell the gravel to tourists, telling them it's "magic powder".

The generator spawns a baby mouse.

Foooood... *crunch!*

The generator spawns a bowling ball.

I get a strike

The generator spawns a volcano

I use it boil my soup.

The generator spawns a chupacabra.