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Adventurer
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Joined: 9 Jun 2008

This is somewhat a mix of other forum games that I jumbled together. Basically, you will say something that the generator makes, and the next poster will describe how to use it. Be creative, don't describe a mundane, ordinary use for an object.

Example:
The generator makes a mouse.

I donate it to a charity to end world hunger in cats.

Begin:
The generator makes a towel.

Signatures should be removed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I wrap it around my head to avoid being eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

The generator makes a sewing kit.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5677
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I use it to stitch together the remains of several Chinchillas into...Last of the Chinchillas!

The generator makes a chicken sandwich.

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I feed it to The Heavy to fuel his bloody rampage.

The generator makes a Blue Oyster Cult CD.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 858
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

I give it to Will Ferrell and he works his magic with a skit.

The generator makes a wad of cash

What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?!

Master Looter
Posts: 2591
Joined: 10 May 2009

I throw it at an alien invader, somehow mangling his face.

The generator makes a taco.

"Now before anyone starts freaking out and trying to kill him and whatnot let's consider the facts, we can assume he now has super hero-esque regen, he can mortal kombat your ass, and well uhhmm he has cookies."

- Mike, Simple--An open-ended RPG.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I throw it into the furnace to fuel my steam-powered mech.

The generator makes an empty glass bottle.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3031
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

I break it & use it to take on the rabid Twilight fangirl hunting me down.

The generator generates a nice hot bowl of Trog meat & irradiated water.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I mix them together and produce a new form of contraceptive pill.

The generator spawns a box of grenades.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I use them to help me think about things.

The generator spawns a very small pebble.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I stick it up my nose. Yep.

The generator spawns a Soul Edge.

Master Looter
Posts: 1857
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I throw it randomly, and it bounces around the room before hitting the "generate" button on the generator.

The generator spawns an inflatable doll dressed up as a guantanamo bay inmate.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 699
Joined: 28 Jun 2009

I kill it with fire

The Generator spawns a generator.

Master Looter
Posts: 1857
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

TIME PARADOX!

The generator spawns a mushroom.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4127
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

I hold just too high for Mario to jump to while he segregated his brother Luigi years ago so now he is all alone

I make a generator that generates messiah's

Adventurer
Posts: 235
Joined: 9 Jun 2008

I nail it to a cross.

The generator spawns two bananas, an ice pick, and a wooden bucket.

Signatures should be removed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I use them to craft an internal combustion engine. What do you mean, "how"?

The generator makes a blood stained cereal bowl.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I fill it with cereal, eat it, and contract hepatitis.

The generator spawns a save point.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 790
Joined: 11 Jun 2009

I yell SAVE GAME and go on a bloody rampage

The generator Spawns The Terminator.

Master Looter
Posts: 1933
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

i destroy it in a volcano

the generator spawns mount doom

Power Leveler
Posts: 3319
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

I use it to take over the world, only to have it taken back by some midget with a girly ring.

The generator spawns GLaDos.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I throw the companion cube at her. It is completely ineffective.

The generator makes a plasma cannon with a pancake duct-taped to it.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I eat the plasma cannon and eradicate some races with the pancake.

The generator spawns a spoony bard.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 790
Joined: 11 Jun 2009

I look at the spoony bard very curiously. I kick it. I start to make animalistic noises as i try to figure out what it is. I destroy it.

The generator spawns a clone of yourself

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I hand him the second controller and we play Left 4 Dead until our brains pour out of our ears like oatmeal.

The generator makes a giant ant.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I hop on his back and we soar through the air, consuming massive amounts of cake and collecting stars.

The generator spawns a knife-wrench.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 790
Joined: 11 Jun 2009

What can't i do with a knife wrench? I fix the generator with the knife wrench so it spawns another me with another knife wrench. We get into a knife wrench fight and i win. Go figure.

The Generator spawns a blackhole

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Oh MY GOOOoooooooooooooooo...

The generator spawns a rapier doused in kerosene.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 969
Joined: 30 Dec 2008

I light the rapier on fire and it melts and burns itself into my hand.

The Generator spawns a Guitar

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I smash it over the generator, which activates its defences and fires rockets at me.

The generator spawns NeonBob.

Master Looter
Posts: 1933
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

whales get nuked

the generator spawns an escapist admin

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

More bans take place.

The generator spawns an ink grenade.

Master Looter
Posts: 1933
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

i use it to steal a lot of money from a foreign bank

the generator spawns the death of kittens (not to be confused by dead kittens)

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

No. Kittens must not die. They are too adorable. I kill that incarnation of death.

The generator spawns an insect with a laser cannon attachment on it's back.

Master Looter
Posts: 1933
Joined: 18 Mar 2009

i squish the insect with my boot

the generator spawns itself

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