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Looking For Group  Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009     | |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008     | You shot him in the face with a shotgun. How did you hide in the shadow of a penny? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group  Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009     | by inlarging the penny with my bigulator how did you survive that lolcat attack? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I shut off my brain. How did you solve my massive dilemma? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | By hitting it with a stick How did I put a car in your car so you could drive while you drive? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I had a really big car. You stuck a Smart Car in it. How did you ninja me by ten minutes? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 2427 Joined: 29 Jul 2009   | Precise Timing and luck. That, or your server is shot. How did you become president? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009    | With hard work, study, and enough money to bribe everyone in the electoral college. How did you get so smoooooooooooth? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3507 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | I take a milk shower every day. How did you miss the fact that you're running out of milk? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Well, I don't really drink milk, so... How did you survive me shoving a blowtorch into your eye socket? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 775 Joined: 18 Sep 2009   | I have flame retardent eyes How did Sherlock Holmes solve the puzlle? |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | Hal 9000,a Rubix Cube,and a Sledgehammer. How did you do the macarana? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3507 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I built it with my hands. How did you survive the Apocalypse? |
Looking For Group Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | by causing it and protecting myself from what it is how did you know about my evil plans? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I stole your diary. How did you hit someone with a telephone pole? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | Algorythms and a chainsaw. How did you tell off Whoopie Goldberg? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4659 Joined: 26 May 2009    | By point out her fatal error. How did you fit in that girl scout outfit? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I can really suck in my gut. How did you get a copy of your own brain? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009    | with a copy machine how did you know I had a brain? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I broke open your skull to find out. How did you repair your mind? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | DUCK TAPE :D how did you doubt the power of duck tape? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | well, I did burn it off your head... How did you spam my inbox with porn? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | you asked for them! how did you forget you wanted the porn? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I was busy looking for interesting stuff here... How did you skip ten minutes into the future? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 833 Joined: 2 Sep 2009  | By going to the Gents toilets (hedgehog in an eggcup for the reference) How did you open the box? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Explosives. How did you make a sock in three seconds? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | I threatened the god foot that only wool could save him from a bullet,it made the sock,but didn't save him. How did you tell me How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I just told you 42. That works for everything. How did you get an elephant in my room? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | Lots of butter and a lot of motorcycling bears How did you see the elephant? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | It's a damn elephant...and you spray painted it yellow. How did you kill someone with a plastic straw? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 833 Joined: 2 Sep 2009 | By sucking their brains out through their ear How did you dodge that falling meteor? |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | What falling meteor? How did you explain where the meteor is- |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I threw it at you. How did you learn how to read on your own? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 179 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | I ate a book How did billy mays dying kill you inside? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | His voice kept a certain part of my soul warm...now it's all cold and shriveled. How did you eat five pounds of metal? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
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