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Master Looter  Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009     | "Wait, why are we running?" said Dark Link "We can just kill these assholes!" Dark Link turned around. He lifted his hand and shot a fireball at the farmers, killing several of them. "SWEET MARY AND JESUS!" screamed a farmer "They've got magic-peoples with them! Run for it!" The farmers began to run away. Dark Link pulled out his wind crystal. "FARORE'S WIND!" Dark Link vanished, then appeared in front of the farmers. He killed two with his sword and turned to the other, who was on the ground. "Please don't kill me, I have a famil..." Dark Link stabbed the farmer in his neck and killed him. "Wow. That wasn't very nice." said Ram "Yeah, I mean, why did you kill that poor farmer?" asked Rag "I may be a hero now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be a nice person." said Dark Link |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "THEN YOUR NOT A HERO YOU SOCIOPATHIC BASTARD!!!" Yelled Philip, before throwing his HALO at Dark Link, which knocked him into the barn. "Dude, what the fuck!?" Asked Orgazmo, Yahtzee regaining his strength, since his feet were not touching the ground anymore. Suddenly, Phil turned around, and looked at the heroes, an unnatural yellow glow in his eyes. "FOR TO LONG I'VE ALLOWED EVIL TO ENTER OUR GROUP, LIKE YOUR PERVERSION ORGAZMO!" Yelled Phil, before grabbing Orgazmo by the neck, and lifting him off the groud with his right hand. "AND NOW, I'M GONNA END IT!" Yelled Phil, before throwing Orgazmo into the barn, and into Dark Link, both of them exiting the barn by way of crashing threw the back wall and landing on-top of a crop harvesting machine. "Whoa! Philip, calm down!" Said Rag, puting his hand on Philp's shoulder, in an effort to calm him down. "Get your dirty paw off of me, before I make it come off." Said Philip, the unnatural glow in his eyes growing even larger. Rag, not liking being threatended, raised his left fist and tryed to land a punch to Philip's face. However, Philip caught the punch mid-flight with his right hand, and returned with a haymaker to Rag's face with his left hand, knocking him into, what do ya know, a stack of hay! With a needle in it! |
Master Looter  Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009     | Phil shook his head, as if coming out of a trance. He looked on, and saw the heroes, strewn all in various directions. "Um, what just happened?" He says, rubbing his head. He notices Ram slowly inching away from him. "Ram, what's going on?" Phil asks, confused "Hey man, i don't wanna hurt you." Ram says, electricity flowing through his horns. "W-why are you charging up your horns? D-did I do something?" |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "You tried to kill us, that's what." scolded Dark Link "Fucking lunatic." "Oh, I'm sorry. I have a habit of losing control of myself." said Phil The girl from earlier, Betty-Sue, walked up to Dark Link. "Hey, aren't you the dragon rider of LA?" asked Betty-Sue "Yeah. What's it to you?" said Dark Link "OH MY GOD! IT'S THE DRAGON RIDER!" screeched Betty-Sue "Mary, come here!" Another girl came from the farm. "What's going on?" asked Mary "It's the dragon rider, Mary! He's right here!" The second girl ran up to where Dark link was. "OH MY GOD! Is it him for real?!" screamed Mary "It is! It's really him!" "Um, what's going on?" said Dark Link "We're huge fans, mister dragon rider!" said Betty "Can I have your autograph?" The girl gave Dark Link and pencil and a picture of himself. Dark Link signed the picture and handed it back to Betty. "Man, he's waaay hotter in person!" said Mary "Can I ask you something?" said Dark Link "What is it?" asked Betty "Since when do I have fans?" |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | What Phil did'nt know, that the sudden rage he felt come on him was'nt his doing, but rather the doing of Dark dragon, manipulating his emotions, from atop the clouds. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | "OMG, it's Livingness the Youth!" cried some japanese schoolgirls, swarming Livingness. "He's, like, the Bakura of you guys!" ONE NEW MESSAGE FROM: The Escapist Magazine Suddenly, a shining bolt of pure light burst out of Death's phone and struck Yahtzee, enveloping him with power. "I sense... A disturbance in the force..." he said. He drew his Shurikens and Lightning Gun and fired it straight into the sky, narrowly missing the Dark Dragon. "An enormous evil grows near, like a 12-breasted hooker in a harpoon factory." he said. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "Show yourself beast, so that we may smite you!" Yelled Yahtzee. Suddenly, in a blast of lightning, Yahtzee's arch nemesis's appeared, the armies of Nintendo-Microsoft, and Sony. "We have come to kill you and your friends Yahtzee, and your little empire to!!!" They yelled. "OMG!!! Fanboys!!!" Yelled Ram. "I love fucking with the minds of others...." Said Dark, even Deaths phone believing the imaginary army actually existed. "Come on, lets kick their asses!!!" Yelled Orgazmo, leaping high into the air, his willy hanging out, before getting knocked back by a force push from thw wii-motes of several hundred nintendo fanboys. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4606 Joined: 12 Feb 2009    | "Alright...so how long are we gonna stay here?" Say Maddawg to the other villans. "Well were in Japan,Were evil and were seeing colors." Said Master Kitty as he sniffed some Catnip. "You need to lay off that man." Said Grimm trying to take it away from him. "YOU TOUCH THIS AND I'LL KEEL YOU!" Said Master Kitty as he quickly taking out a shotgun and pointing it to Grimm's face. Suddenly, they hear water colliding on water and see Sho by the river. "Ahhhhhh." Said Sho as he "Relived himself" "Dude seriously?!" Said Maddawg. 'Couldn't you just have gone behind a bush or somthing?" |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Suddenly, a portal opened up and Xandus walked out. "What is going on around here?" said Xandus "Why aren't doing your job?" "Um, what do you mean?" asked Maddawg "You are suppose to be killing the heroes, but instead it seems that you're standing about taking pisses and sniffing catnip!" "Hey, don't judge me." said Master Kitty, inhaling some catnip "How are we suppose to kill the heroes?" said Sho "We're on the other side of the freakin' world!" Xandus stabbed the ground with his Soul Edge. The ground began to grow red, then exploded, leaving a hole behind. From the hole came several reavers and a Blood Asp mech. "There, that should get you to the heroes faster." said Xandus "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some plotting to do." Xandus opened a portal leading to the Black Citadel and disappeared through it. "You know, if this Xandus guy is so powerful, why doesn't he just kill the heroes himself?" said Sho "I honestly do not know." said Maddawg |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | MEANWHILE, IN IOWA. "Screw you you snoy fanboys!!! Hideo Kojima is a horid writer who is better off writing some terrible Japanese Anime then a fucking video-game!!!" Yelled Yahtzee, as he lightning blasted several Sony fanboys with his amazing Raiden like electricity powers. "Yeah! And every JRPG hardly has any actually role-playing you zealous cunts!!!" Yelled Phil, knocking several sony fanboys away with his HALO. Suddenly, from the ground, rose a massive colusus. "If ever there was a good and original PS2 game, it would be Shadow of the Colosus." Said Orgazmo and Yahtzee, looking at the massive rock beast with awe, before looking upon it will fear as he dodged it's massive club. MEANWHILE, FROM BEHIND XANDUS, A PORTAL OF ELECTRICTY APPEARS, REZEALING ELECTRO HIMSELF!!! "Ahhhh.... the elder dragon of lightning, what can I do for you?" Asked Xandus, taking a sip of water from lake Tokyo. "I fear my brother Dark plans to dethrone Kaiser, and take the young dragons power." "So, what do you care if your brother takes over?" Asked Xandus. "Because, if he does, he'll try and make himself comfortable, and he'll do that by making it night on this world forever." Said Electro. "Really? Sounds freaking awesome if you ask me." Said Xandus, finishing his sip, wiping off the toxic sludge in the water from his face. |
Adventurer  Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009     | |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5565 Joined: 16 Dec 2008     | |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | MEANWHILE IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "Speeding up mac rounds." Said a voice behind the control panel. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4510 Joined: 3 Jun 2009   | "So.... Now that everyones here... What do we do?" Sho said getting bored MINUTES LATER ON TELEVISION.... IN IOWA.... BACK AT THE RIVER... FOIL |
Looking For Group  Posts: 122 Joined: 10 Sep 2009    | SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA "Hi, Grimm here, and I am hosting a free anime convention! You may think "I don't have mony to go there, but simply call me and our good friend Sho will set up a portal in your hometown to send you right here! So, call now!" Grimm's voice said over the television "You know what this means, David?" David reached for the phone, only to realize he had no hands. Popo laughed at David's lack of skill and called in for a portal. In seconds the pair were in Japan, surrounded by girls and weapons. "Epic" murmured David. Suddenly, all the girls charged away. "GET'EM!" Yelled Popo, chasing the girls into the portal, along with David who used his tail fin as a leg to bounce around. In an instant, they were placed in a battle royal. Confused, the two stood there, unsure of what to do. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "OMIGOD!!! More fans!!! And their chicks to!!!" Yelled one of the frat boy imaginary 360 fanboys, as he and the other fanboys charged the fangirls. "BOYS!!!" Yelled the fangirls, ignoring the heroes, and charging the fanboys. Before the two forces met however, the fanboys, along with the characters from their consoles's game's (including the colosus) dissappeared, and the fangirls realized in horror, they were about to run off a cliff!!! *Thun Thun Thun!!!* MEANWHILE, IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE! "Sir, we've detected another star ship in the system!!!" Yelled one of Titanos's lizard like subordinates. "WHAT!?" Yelled Titanos's, his voice scarier then getting zerg rushed by Twilight Fangirls for saying Twilight sucks. "It's true! We estimate the ship entered the Sol System about 3 posts ago!" Said the subordinate. "Then ready then tell the other ships to ready the Ion Cannons and fire it at that ship! Nothing will stop me from taking over this planet! Nothing!" MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN SSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEE!!! "SIR!!! WAKE UP!!!" Yelled LastBayKing's ship's AI. "What! Cant you see I'm getting it on with an Asari and a Ghoul chick?" Asked LastBayKing. "WERE BEING TARGETED BY ION CANNONS FROM 9 OTHER SHIPS IN THE SYSTEM!!!" Yelled the AI. Suddenly, several massive beams of Ion shot out from Jupiter, and hit LastBayKing's ship. They did'nt destroy it, for his ship was massive and had incredibly damage resistant shields, but, the Ion Cannons managed to drain 20 percent of his ship's shields, and rocked the hull badly. MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN!!! "You dont understand Xandus. He'll block out the sun, and turn humanity into his slaves. Not to mention he'll rule the world!!!" Yelled Electro. With those last 4 words, Xandus realized what a threat Dark would be, for if anyone deserved to rule the world, it was Xandus!!! "My god!!! Your right!!!" Yelled Xandus. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3521 Joined: 2 Mar 2009   | On board the ship targetting our heros, a lone Sangheili warrior named Vrex rose to his feet, he knew what he was doing would be condemned as heresy but regardless he mentally prepared himself. He no longer believed it was heresy to abandon ship, he had failed his mission anyway and this strange ship being targetted was still ready for boarding action. He summed up his might and operated the OMEGAAGEMO device which quickly teleported him on board the other ship. He walked in on an awkward scene in which someone was yelling something and another guy (human possibly) was making love to an Asari woman and a strange rotting creature. Suddenly they noticed him and Vrex turned to face them, he looked towards the one who appeared to be the captain. AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME A BELLOWING ROAR IN CAPSLOCK, THE JOOBNOOK HAD ARRIVED. AND NOW BACK TO JAPAN |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 |
"Those fangirls oughta kill those heroes fo'sho Sho." Said Grimm to Sho, before being zapped by a bolt of lightning carying Xandus and eletro. "Quit wasting time and kill the heroes bitches!!!" Yelled Xandus, opening a portal to Iowa, the villains reluctantly going in. "You know we'll probably need the heroes as well right?" Asked Electro. "FUCK THAT SHIT! If i'm gonna be taken on a being of immense power, I dont want those assholeian heroes to help!" Yelled Xandus. MEANWHILE, IN SSSSPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!!! Suddenly, the 9 ion cannon blasting ships fired again, lowering the shields of LastBayKing's to 60% "Just a few more shots master, and we'll destroy that vessel!!!" Yelled Titanos's subordinate. "Just remove the shield's Desad.. I personally wish to board this vessel, and smack it's captain around some." Said Titanos. "What a minute, wheres that Shangelli?" Asked Desad. MEANWHILE, IN IOWA!!! "Oh no man!!! It looks like this is it!!!" Yelled the Popo, as he and David were carried by fangirls who were about to run off a cliff and who could'nt be stopped in time. "Dont worry ape brother!!!" Yelled George of Jungle, swinging on a vine that came out of nowhere, and grabbing the ape who grabbed the shark, and swinging away. GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE, STRONG AS HE CAN BE!!! "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" Yelled George, carrying the ape and shark as the fangirls ran off the cliff. "Watch out for that-" Said the heroes, before George slammed into an oak, he and those he carried slamming into the ground. "-Tree....." Finished the heroes. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4606 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | "Alright men! FOLLOW ME!" said Maddawg leading the villans in one of the mechs. 10 minutes later "Where the are we? Asked Grimm looking around in confusion. "Where in Pennslyvania!" Said Maddawg exiting the mech and looking down on a nearby city from a hill. "How did we get here so fast!? This completely defies all forms of logic!" Yelled Sho as he looked around. "It dosen't matter. Now I'm gonna have the mechs walk around the city on auto-pilot. Were gonna go down there and scope out the city." Said Maddawg "Why not just stomp in with the mechs?" "Because the last thing we need right now is the entire U.S army after us. We need to lay low until we find the heroes." "Righhtttt so I guess laying low would mean just waltzing into a nearby Urban area with an Alien carrying a chainsaw, A cat with a Master Chief Helmet, and a guy who looks like his mom dressed him!" Said Grim "Hey!" Said Sho staring down at his clothes. "You make a good point Grim. We will need a change of clothes if we mean to blend in with the current population." 30 minutes of picking out disguises later. "Why you picked a biker outfit I will never understand MK." Said Maddawg as he and the others walked on a nearby rooftop. "Hey at least I didn't dress up as a green beret!" "Why am I the only one who looks normal?" Said Sho as he straightened the red tie to go with his white collar shirt. "And Grimm, any reason why you wore a bra and stuffed it with grapefruits?" "It makes me feel pretty!" Said Grim modeling the Red jacket with jeans. "Whatever. Let's just find a way off of this ro-OOH GUNS!" Said Sho running over and picking up an Smg. "Why would people leave perfectly good weapons and ammo lieing around like this?" "ATTENTION ANYONE WHO CAN HEAR THIS! PROCEED TO MERCY HOSPITAL FOR EVACUTATION!"Said a flying helicopter as it passed overhead. "Wonder what that was all about." Said Mk hugging a shotgun. "Who knows I'm sure it will all be explained in a very detailed paragraph explaining our situation and what's going on." Nope....And 5 minutes later on the street corner. "ZOMBIES MADDAWG! YOU PICKED A FUCKING CITY WITH ZOMBIES!" Yelled Grim as they cleared a nearby street corner. "Don't blame me! I'm not the one who shot Mk in the back like twenty times." "Surprisingly enough, He shot me in the left foot,but I'm limping with my right." "Who cares. Look there's the subway, we can get to the hostpital by following the tracks." In the next level!!!!! The group walks down the train tracks, along the way they see dead bodies and crashed train cars. They then begin to hear crying. "What is that?" Said Sho looking around for the source . "Hey guys. Is this chick dead or alive?" Said Mk poking at the the crying girl in the corner. The girl began growling and suddenly stood up screaming. "Uhhhhh Grim did it!" Yelled Mk pointing to Grim. "WHAT!" said Grimm.Suddenly, the girl sprinted at him and tore him to peices. In the next level!!!!! "So Grimm's dead huh?" Asked Maddawg clearing an area of zombies. "Ya. That chick went crazy on him. She ate his freakin splean for christ's sake!" Said Sho. "Ya, I'm gonna miss that son of a- HOLY SHIT I SHOT THE GAS STATION!" Said Maddawg as the nearby gas station blew up and sent debris everywhere. "Crap get into a corner! The Hordes gonna be on us soon!" 10 minutes later.. "Maybe there aren't any zombies around." Said Maddawg climbing onto the nearby lift. "I guess we just lucked out a bit." Said Sho pushing the button and the lift activated with a very quiet squeak and soon a huge number of zombies ran out of nearby doors to attack them. "OH COME ON!" said Master Kitty" In the next level!!!! "Come on Sho we need to get into the Elevator." "Just a second I wanna check this room. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING!" "RAWRRRR" "AHH SOMEONE HELP IT'S CRUSHING ME! NO GIVE ME BACK MY LEG! He-*thud*hey*thud don't hit me with it!!! Oh god my spine! It's breaking my spine *Bone breaking sounds* AGHHHHHH!" Maddawg and Master kitty just stared down the hallway and looked at eachother before Maddawg quickly hit the button to go to the top floor. IN THE FINAL LEVEL!!!! "Alright. Radio me back when you're ready to go and I'll head out." "Alrigh Maddawg we need to set up defenses. Look in that closet over there and see if you can find some Propane tanks or somthing." Said Mk to Maddawg As Maddawg opened the door he was greeted by Sho and Grim as they stood in the closet together. "Gee thanks for rescuing me." Said Sho pushing him back as he and Grim walked by. "Oohhhh What does this do? Said Grim eyeing the radio. "Okay I'll be there in ten minutes!" "GRIM YOU IDIOT!" After 30 minutes of fighting off zombies "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG!?"Said Maddawg as he and Sho climbed into the helicopter. "Well I did leave when you told me to go, but I figured that I could get a coffee first." Said the pilot sipping from the Dunkin Donuts cup. "Hey guys you forgot about me!" Said Grim as he stood on the roof while the Helicopter took off. "Hey you're voice sounds familiar. Where you on TV at some point in you're life?" Asked Sho. "Why yes I was" Said the pilot. " I use to do those Mastercard commericals. Price of a Helicopter:30,000 dollars. A full tank of gas:150 dollars Rescueing survivors off of a building infested with zombies?: 50 bucks a peice. PAY UP!" "Guy's the Tank is grabbing me! HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO!!!!" Said Grim as the tank grabbed him and threw him at the helicopter. "Getting blown up by a T.T.M (Tank Thrown Missile): Priceless." Said the pilot as he lost control of the Helicopter upon Grim's impact. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "Alright..." said Dark Link, watching George of the Jungle swinging by "Can anyone please tell me what the hell just happened?" Suddenly, an army of fangirls surrounded Dark Link. "OMG!!! IT'S DARK LINK!!!" screamed one of the girl "Is it him for real?!" screeched another fangirl "I heard he's a dragon rider also!" "Man, that's totally sexy!" "DARK LINK! Sign my picture of you!" "Marry me Dark Link!" "Please, ladies, there's enough Dark Link to go around..." said Dark Link "Now there isn't!" screamed a fangirl "Grab him!" The fangirls began swarming Dark Link, who pulled out his wind crystal. "FARORE'S WIND!" Dark Link teleported away from the fangirls. "Andy, can you help me out here?" "Sure thing Dark Link." said the dragon Andy flew over the fangirls. He opened his mouth and let loose a blast of flames killing every fangirl in the area. "Thanks man." said Dark Link "I didn't think I could take much more." Dark Link looked up and saw several spaceships overhead. "Um, what's going on?" Dark Link turned around. He saw an Elite standing near him. "Hey, are you here looking for that Arbiter guy?" said Dark Link "Because if you are, let me just say that I had nothing, and I mean NOTHING to do with his murder." |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | MEANWHILE IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "WTF." I think that sums it up quiet nicely. Meanwhile on the ships of the people shooting the king of the bay... "What just happened?" |
Master Looter Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | Phil and Rag sat on the ground, fuming as they watch Dark Link get all the attention. "Dis' is a bun' o' bullshit. We ge's no respect." Rag says, crossing his arms. Phil nods in agreement. "Yeah, i hear ya. I mean, we're angels! Saviors of this world, and yet DL gets all the attention!" Phil says "Yea... wai' a min', what's dat in yo' hand?" Rag asks "Umm... wat you talkin bout willis?" Phil says, hiding his hand Rag snatches what Phil was holding. It was a Dark Link shirt. "Wha?! now e' has memorabilia? Dis is a bun' a bull!" Rag yells "You gotta admit, it does looks cool." Phil says, Rag agreeing with him. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "Dark Link, Dark Link, |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Suddenly, Titanos using his strength grabbed Dr. Octagon, and tore him to bloddy ribbons. "What in the name of the elder dragon was that!?" Yelled Desad. "Whoever our competitor for this system is, he must be destroyed!!! Fire the experimental shield leecher the emperor was so kind to give us." Said Titanos. "Firing shield leecher in 10....9....8....7.....6.... MEANWHILE, IN LASTBAY KINGS SHIP!!!! "Whoa!!! That wierd alien just up and vanished!!!" Yelled LastBayKing, watching as the Asari and the Ghoul started making out. BACK AT TITANOS'S SHIP!!! ".....3......2......1." Finished Desad, firing off the leech beam. "WTF!?" Asked LASTBAYKING as the shields protecting his ship drained to negative 1000, causing his ship to power down. "We're so scared!!! Hold us LastBayKing!!!" Yelled the ghoul and the asari, as they got next to LBK. MEANWHILE, IN IOWA!!! "I love killing." Said Dark Link. Suddenly, Phil was overcomed by the same rage he had before, his eyes again glowing with an unnatural golden light. This time however, he was not alone. The rage overcame everyone in the heroes group. They tried to resist as best they could, but eventually, they collapsed, fell on the ground, and got back up, guided only by blind rage and hate for eachother. They leaped towards the person they hated most, and began fighting eachother. All except Ram, who managed to hold on longer then the rest. Before the rage overtook him, he managed to yell out: "THE RAGE!!! IT BURNS!!! IT WILL CONSUME US ALLLLLLlL!!!!" , before he lunged towards Rag, who he was sectretly jealpus of for having as much power as him, and rammed him with his horns into an abandoned school bus. Phil, who hated Dark Link for getting the attention, and for being a cold blooded killer, blasted Dark Link with light energy, knocking him into the crowd of fangirls that worshipped him, and Death and livingness. Orgazmo, who sectretly despised Yahtzee for refusing his offer to help him write his material, cock slapped Yahtzee into the same tree George of the Jungle, Popo, and David slammed into, causing it to fall over and fall on top of them. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "DEATH!!!" Livingness yelled, springing towards his cousin and whipping him in the head with his shotgun. "You're the reason I'm such a one-dimensional character! If I kill you, I'll no longer be "Death the Kid's cousin", I'll be "the one who killed a tiny little man disguised as a ventriloquist's dummy"!" |
Power Leveler Posts: 4510 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | "Well,we did get blown out of the air... But there are two bright sides!" Sho said FOIL |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "If American soil was'nt so deadly to me I would have shocked your scrotum off you every perverted parady of modern sexuall practices!!!" Yelled Yahtzee, as Orgazmo got him into a arm lock, starting to fry again. "YOU COCK SUCKING, MOTEHRFUCKING, HAIR PLUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" Yelled Phil, as he punched Dark Link into the ground, lifting up massive amounts of dirt. "LET GO OF MY RAMMY POO YOU REJECT OF GOD!!!" Yelled Samii, hopelessy tring to hurt Rag with her 12 foot wopen stick, failing horribly, as Rag choked the life out of Ram. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!" Yelled Lazor, as he bit David's ear. "Dude, WTF!!! He has'nt even been in this RP for that long!!!" Yelled Popo, watching in horror, trying to lift the tree that kept him, David the shark, and George of the Jungle from running for their motherfucking lives or get killed by Lazor. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | MEANWHILE, AT THE PLACE WHERE THE DARK DRAGON WAS! Dark was on the edge of an evil looking tower in the sky, manipulating the heroes' emotions by moving his hands about. "Mwuahaha!" laughed Dark "Dance puppets! Let the rage take over you're bodies!" Dark heard a noise. He turned around and saw a boy around the age of seventeen next to him. "What are you doing?" asked the boy "I'm controlling the emotions of these foolish heroes, and making them kill eachother." said the Dark dragon The Dark dragon resumed his position and began toying with the heroes' minds. The boy looked over the edge of the tower, and saw the heroes fighting. "Say, is one of those heroes Dark Link?" asked the boy "Yes. He's the reason I'm doing this. If I kill this Dark Link fellow, I will gain his powers and be able to take over the world." "I can't let you do that." said the boy The Dark dragon turned around, surprised at what he had heard. "Why not?" asked the Dark dragon "Because nobody other than me is going to kill Dark Link." answered the boy The boy pulled out a sword. An aura of light came from the sword, as the boy lifted it up to the Dark dragon's neck. "Oh shit." said the Dark dragon, realizing who the boy was MEANWHILE, AT THE PLACE THE HEROES WERE AT! "I'm going to kill you!" shouted Dark Link at Phil "Then I'm going to rip out your organs and...whoa." "What's wrong?" asked Phil "I sense a disturbance in the dark side..." said Dark Link, looking up into the sky |
Master Looter  Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009   | Rag continued his choke hold on Ram, but a hit to his kneecaps made him momentarily drop Ram, who immediately jumped on top of him and began beating him with his horns. "Let go of me! Let go of me, you cow!" Ram cried, struggling against Samii. He suddenly stopped, as he sensed everyone immediately quieting down. Ram slowly turned his neck, as he saw Samii glare at him with flaming eyes. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?! "Uhh...." Ram squeaked, all the anger now replaced by intense terror. Twenty minutes later |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE CLOUDS!!! "It's over Dark!" Yelled Xandus, before pulling back his soul edge, preparing to strike. "Dont be so Sure Kryptonia-I mean elf!" Yelled Dark Dragon, as the soul edge simply went right through him, failing to hurt him. "THE FUCK?" Asked Xandus. "Intangibility. One of the perks that comes with literally being the prince of darkness." Said Dark, before tail whipping Xandus back to earths surface, with a force of one hiroshima bomb, a couple of miles away from the heroes. "Whoa! The fuck was that!?" Asked Phil, after the slight dust storm Xandus's crash caused ended. MEANWHILE, IN THE ONCE LUSH WHEAT FIELD XANDUS LANDED IN..... "You'll have to do better then that if you want to kill me!!!" Yelled Xandus to Dark in the clouds, before spitting up some blood in nearby spitoon, along with 9 broken teeth. "Very well." Said Dark before activating an orbital laser he had in space, which then blasted Xandus 5000 feet below the surface. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMN YOU DRAGON!!!" yelled Xandus as he fell down into the depths of hell "MWUHAHAHA!" laughed the Dark dragon "Everything is going according to plan!" "Um, did you already forget about me?" said the boy, still holding his light sword to the dragon's neck "What can you possibly to do me?" said Dark "I am the dragon of shadows! Nothing can..." Dark was cut off as the boy sliced him across the throat with his blade. Dark's neck began to burn and bubble from a bright light. "Never underestimate the power of light, bitch." said the boy The boy kicked Dark down into the earth's depths, along with Xandus. "Now, time to pay Dark Link a visit..." MEANWHILE! "So, what do we do now?" asked Dark Link |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "Well this is just fucking great!!! Trapped in hell with two assholes!!!" Yelled CM, at Xandus and Dark, who were also tied up in chains. "Fool. I cant not be fettered so easily!!!" Yelled Dark, breaking free of his chains. "Aw shit!" Yelled Xandus, as the behemoth beast got closer to him. "And now Xandus. I shall steal your soul, and with it, enact the nest stage of my briliant plan." Said Dark, starting the soul stealing process. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck down and hit dark. With the bolt, Electro also appeared "Took ya long enough!!!" Yelled Xandus, recovering from what Dark did to him. "Just in the nick of time to, apparently." Said electro, in fighting stace, looking at Dark who was getting up. "You dare strike me brother!? I will crush you!!!" Yelled Dark, firing off a bolt of dark energy at Electro, who, using his literally lightning fast reflexing dodged it Matrix Style, and watched as it destroyed several demons. "You may be the strongest of the servents of Kaiser Dark....." Said Electro, before using his speed and reflexes to literally sucker punch Dark 100 times before landing a powerful uppercut that knocked him back up to the surface. "...But not the fastest." Finished Electro, before using his lightning to break Xandus's chains. "What about me!?" Asked CM, being ignored as Xandus and Electro lept out the hole Electro punching Dark made. MEANWHILE, WHERE THE HEROES STOOD AT!!! "OMIGOD!!! WHATS THAT IN THE SKY!?" Yelled Orgazmo. "It's a Bird!!!" Yelled Phil. "It's a plane!!!" Yelled Samii. "Its some armored dude falling to earth at a velecoity that will likely ensure he wont be able to have children." Said Yahtzee, cooling down, having been slung over Orgazmo's back again. Suddenly, whatever it was, it crashed into the ground, lifting up more dust and causing another isolated dust storm. "AHHH!!! THE SOIL!!! IT BURNS!!!!" Yelled Yahtzee in pain. MEANWHILE, IN LASTBAYKINGS SHIP ABOVE EARTH. "Damn master!!! You knocked Multi-Kill good!!!!" Yelled Desad, his and 3 other alien lizard things' plasma rifles aimed at LastBayKing and his concubines, to Titano's, who was in the Fighter ship dock in LASTBAYKINGS ship. "Yes I did. He'll likely be out for the next hour or so. I suggest you take the Bay King and his whores aboard my ship, and interrogate them while I ensure Multi-Kill does not wake again." Said Titanos, leaving LastBayKing fighter bay on an X-Wing fighter, and heading towards earth. MEANWHILE, WHERE THE VILLAINS WERE AT!!! "THE FUCK!?" Asked the villians, just getting off a retirement home tour bus that happended to be headed to the farm the heroes were gathered at, watching, as Multi-Kill slammed into the ground. "Damn this is confusing and complex, but fun!!!" Yelled MK, notcing the heroes, and firing off several rounds of assault rifles ammo at them. "Lets get ready to kick their asses!!!" Yelled Maddawg, powering on his mech. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "Mini-skirt power!!!" yelled Livingness, jumping into the air and flying at Grimm, kicking him several times in the face before landing. Death did a backflip and leapt towards Grimm and kicked him in the chest with both feet, sending him crashing into the side of a barn. The cross-dressing cousins pulled their weapons out of god-knows-where and charged towards their selected opponent, commencing a round of ass-kicking, anime transvestite style. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Suddenly, Dark crashed through the ground, sending massive rocks that smashed on top of the heroes and villains alike, Electro and Xandus leaping out of the hole Electro's uppercut to Dark caused. "Sorry." Said Electro. |
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Kaiser, having just watched the heroes make make it to the portal, shouted:"Electro! You know what to do!!!"
"Yes my lord." Said Electro, using his Raiden like teleportation powers to teleport to the sky, where he would scan the earth and find the heroes.
"Damn bastards! They gave me little time to absorb the boys powers! I only got a measily 1 percent before they showed up and andy began resisting me and blasted me into the walls." Yelled Kaiser.
"You know master, instead of letting electro kill them, why dont you let me tow with them a bit first, and then let electro murder them?" Asked Dark, appearing from a shadowly vortex behind Kaiser.
"Very well." Said Kaiser.
With that, Dark created another shadowly vortex, and left.
MEANWHILE!!!
"The boredom!!! The patriotism, the nationalism, the coservatism, the retardism, the Americana!!! My god!!! It's hurts so bad!!!" Yelled Yahtzee, literally frying like a fish on a pan, lying on the ground.
"No!!! We must leave here quickly! Yahtzee cant take being on American soil!!!" Yelled Orgazmo, while getting it on with a farmers daughter out in the corn field, due to the boredom.
Suddenly, the farmers entered the field and yelled in horror as he saw his virgin 17 year old daughter get de-flowered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Yelled the farmer, almost dieing of a heart attack where he stood.
"I'm a gonna kill you having sex with my little Betty-Sue!!!" Yelled the Farmer, reaching for his shotgun.
"No pa! I love him!!!" Yelled Betty-Sue.
"OMIGOD!!! He's got a weapon!!! Run for your lives yelled!!!" Phil, as he and the other heroes ran deeper into the corn field, so deep they were seeing references to "SIGNS" around them, the sound of Orgazmo putting his jump suit back on while dodging deer slug and carrying Yahtzee's bullet resistant body on his shoulders close behind them.