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Master Looter  Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009    | MEANWHILE! Xandus looked around and saw that he was surrounded by several dragons. One of them was holding his Soul Edge. "So, you finally woke up." said Elctro "As you can see, we have your precious sword. Also, you are now a slave of the Kaiser Dragon and will...HOLY SHIT WHERE DID EVERYONE'S HEAD GO!?!?" Electro looked at his fellow dragons, who's heads were now in the hand of Xandus. The demon knight ripped off Electro hand and took the Soul Edge. "MY FUCKING HAND!!!" Xandus knocked Elctro to the floor and crushed his head with his foot. "Who's your daddy?" said Xandus "Mmph!" "Speak up bitch, I can't hear you." The door to the room opened, as the Kaiser Dragon stepped inside. "Hey Electro, I got a message from Vulcan saying that you...OH SWEET JESUS!" The Kaiser Dragon witnessed Xandus crushing Electro's head into a pile of blood and bone. Xandus turned to the dragon. "Oh, hey Kaiser." said Xandus "I had to kill them They touched my Soul Edge." "Hmm, It seems I have underestimated your power..." said the Kaiser Dragon "Say, how would you feel about an evil alliance between the two of us?" "An evil alliance?" "Yes. We are both beings with near godlike power, so image the terror we can cause if we work together!" said the Kaiser Dragon "We can split the power of the dragon prince between us when we catch him." "Sounds good to me." said Xandus "Transport me to my dark citadel. I've got some planning to do." The Kaiser Dragon opened a portal, which sent Xandus to his dark citadel in the fantasy world of LA. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009     | After Kaiser and Xandus left, the imaginary phantoms in Xandu's mind that Xandus thought were actual dragons dissapeared, and from a hidden boulder entrance, Dark and Electro appeared. "Nice trick Dark. I wish I could fuck around with the minds of non-lesser dragons of Kaiser. (AKA Nova/Pyro (who's dead), Aqua (who's also dead),Stone (who shall soon use his powers to attack our heroes), Aerial (who shall use her powers against our heroes, Dark, and Electro.) "Yes. Yet despite my abilities, and obviously supereor leadership skills, to him, I am a mere pawn." "Mind your tongue Dark. If Kaiser heard it, he'd absorb your powers and sentence you to living death in the phantom zone." Said Electro. "Screw Kaiser!!! If he had his way, he'd destroy every living thing that dared to enter his sight! Dont you see brother! I control Xandu's very mind! With him at our side, we'd have a fighting chance against Kaiser, and take would his power!" Yelled Dark. "Dark, you are my brother. That is the only reason I dont warn Kaiser of your treacherous thoughts. If you dare enact a plot against him, know that I will kill you myself." With that electro, using his raiden like teleportation powers, telepoted back to the clouds. MEANWHILE, AT THE VERY BAR OUR HEROES NOW OBEY LAZOR AT.... "I sense something!" Yelled Dracoman, putting pie into a funnel that exited into lazors mouth. "What?" Asked Ram and Phil who were using two plungers to force the pie down. "Two dragons, each with a powerful elemental ability our on their way!" Suddenly, the ground shook, and the sky became dark. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Asked lazor, his voice muffled from the funnel as a massive EF5 Tornado ripped of the roof of the tavern, and sucked our heroes into it's clutches, debris hitting our heroes in every direction as they spun out of control. "Watch out for that-" Yelled Ram, as George of the Jungle was slammed against a red wood tree. "-Tree..." Finished Ram, before being hit by a semi-trailer, and being sent spiraling out of control more. MEANWHILE!!! "Arthas, Kaiser, Kaiser Arthas." Said Xandus, introducing the arch lich to the god of the dragons. "How do you do?" Asked both Arthas and Kaiser at the same time to each other, Artha's undead hand accidently getting ripped off. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | "More than a feeling..." Death sung, riding his bad-ass motorbike through the torrential wind, pointing his robot arm at Aerial and firing balls of energy at him (because apparently he can do that now). |
Master Looter  Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009     | Phil used a wooden beam to not get sucked into the vortex. Then he saw what happened between Death and Livingness. "Today's WTF moment was brought to you today by the Rp-er Sam g" He said to himself. He then powered up his right hand, and pointed it up towards the sky. "This hand of mine glows with awesome pow-aw, the hell with it. Shining Finger!!" The blast hit the dragon, bringing the tornado down to but a few gusts of wind. Stone watches his fellow dragon sibling hit the ground hard. He was instantly filled with anger. He rushed towards the entrance of the pub, and knocked down the entire wall, roaring furiously. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Stone, using his powers, created a stone circle, that surrounded Phil, and squeezed him tight, rendering him immobile, and causing Phil to drop his staff as the other heores hit the ground with great force, lifting up copius amounts of dust. "NO, MY STAFF!!!" Shouted Phil. Suddenly, the wind began to pick up, and Phil watched in horror as Aerial reforemd herself (herself, not himself Phil!). "Fool!!! I am the elder dragon (what I am know calling these dragons) of wind!!! So long as there is air, I can never be destroyed!!!" Yelled Aerial. "When I break free of this stone prison, I'm going to fucking ripp your head of, and see if that kills you using my staff!!!" Shouted Phil. "You meen this staff?" Asked Aerial, using her wind powers to send the staff flying through the troposphere, whizing past the stratos-sphere, anf finally hurtling through the ionis-sphere before finall entering space. "Dont worry Phil, we'll save you!!!" Yelled Ram, he and the other heroes who are not Phil, leaping into action, before being knocked back down by a gust of wind from Aerial's mouth, and being trapped in stone as well. "Well this sucks." Said Ram, using all of his might to try and break free. |
Master Looter Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | "Well. This sucks" Phil said, seeing that his H.a.L.O was now somewhere floating in space. "Hey, I already said that!" Ram yelled "Nuh-Unh! Yours didn't have a period in it!" Phil yelled back. As the dragons get ready to use their final attack, Andy swoops down from the rafters and swings at Stone with his tail, making the rocky dragon lose his concentration. Everyone used this chance to get out of their stone prisons. The two dragons glared at the young dragon. "Foolish child, you will pay for your insolence" Stone said before swinging a fist at Andy. But before the hit could connect, Phil stopped it. "And you should pay for throwing my H.a.L.O into space!" He yells out to Dark Link "Link! Do it!" Link pulls out his red crystal and aims it at the dragons. "DIN'S FIRE! The fiery explosion blasts the two dragons out of the pub. While the two are stunned, Phil takes this opportunity to get his H.a.L.O. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Dark Link climbed onto Andy. He pulled out his sword, which transformed into a flaming claymore. The two dragons were flying overhead. "Quick brother!" said Aerial "We have to kill the dragon prince before..." Andy's eyes bursted into flames. Suddenly, a spiral of flame came out of Andy's mouth and entangled it's around Dark Link. "Crap." said Aerial "What the hell is going on?!" Dark Link said, startled The flames entered Dark Link's body though his eyes. After the last of the flames had entered Dark link's body, a flash of light, came from his eyes, temporarily blinding everyone in the area. "I can't see!" shouted Ram "What's happening?" Soon, the heroes could see again. They turned to Dark Link, who looked very different now. His black clothes were now red and orange, his grey hair was now blonde, and his skin was now bright rather than pale. Dark Link looked at the new him. "Cool." said Dark Link "So do I get special powers or something?" Suddenly, a fireball came flying out of Dark Link's hand. It went flying towards the heroes and hit Grimm square in the chest. "Oops, my bad." said Dark Link, looking at his hand "Looks like I do get powers though. Awesome!" "Dammit!" yelled Aerial "He has unlocked the power of the dragon riders!" |
Master Looter  Posts: 1857 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | Our friend the slug landed in a prickly bush. Slithering out after a minute or so, he saw flashes of light coming from a clearing. He began to slither away, but was hit in the chest by a man who was flying backwards. "Lovely day, isn't it?" asked the slug. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Suddenly, stone, using his earth powers, caused several large boulders made of solid diamond to come from the ground, and flung them at Dark Link, knocking him off of andy and into the ground. Before anyone else could do anything, Aerial, using her air powers, sucked all the air around our heroes, casuing all except death to keel over, gasp for breath, and flop around like fish out of water. Dark Link, using his strength, tryed to fire off a fire ball at Aerial, but, because their was no oxygen to burn, he could'nt even light a spark, and keeled over again. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "Well, looks like it's up to me to save the day!" Death said. He jumped straight up into the air, as high as an anime character can jump (which is pretty frickin' high) and landed on Aerial's back. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009   | "Noo! You will pay for your vile actions!" Stone cried, bringing down a massive bolder on to the group. He was suprised when it cracked right in half, Ram's mighty horns the culprit. "HA! With my mighty horns, my head will be to hard to break, no matter how much you pound at it!" "....hehe.." "...Samii took that sexually!" Ram exclaimed. "Hey! THAT'S MY JOB!" Orgazmo cried. "Stop doing that! Pretty soon I'll only be able work at the Donkey Shows again, and let me tell you, those donkeys don't want me back..." |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Suddenly, Aerial (because she was an ELDER DRAGON! NOT A FUCKING PIXIE, SO MERE BALLOONS WOULD'NT BE ABLE TO HOLD HER!), burst free from the balloons, after having gotten bored, and, using air pressure, made a hole in the hull of the space shuttle, and flew out into the stratosphere, where the cold caused her to sink down like a lead balloon, gradually picking up speed and warming up. MEANWHILE!!! Stone, using his powers, caused several large boulders of pure ADAMANTIUM to rise from the ground and smash on top of the heroes "Hey, no fair! You only have earth powers!" Yelled Ram, trying to break the ADAMANTIUM with his horns, which were no match for the metal. "I do. Metal is considered to be mineral, therefore earth, therefore, I can control it beotch!!!" Yelled Stone, before using his earth powers to place more boulders made of diamond, brimstone, granite, and emerald on top of our heroes, creating an inescapable amount of wieght on them. Suddenly, Aerial came crashing down, and, after recovering, grabbed little andy with her wind tail, and flew off into a wind portal to wherever the Kaiser was. "Andy, no!!!" Yelled Dark Link, ADAMANTIUM in his face. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "Lovely day, isn't it?" asked the slug. "Me George, you disgusting slug." Said George of the Jungle to the slug alien. "Your mother!" Yelled back the slug. Suddenly, they heard a piercing scream. "ANDY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Yelled Dark Link. "The apupu (gorilla for wierdo's) are in trouble!" Yelled George of the Jungle. "But what can we do about it?" Asked the slug. Suddenly, from behind them, a Raiden look alike and power alike teleported to. "Hello George, old friend." Said the Man, adjusting his pimpin trilby hat. "By the eagles! It's the british born currently Australian writer/comedian famous for ZP on the escapist, for being silver back (leader) of Themisia (also called Escaporia) and for recieving his powers from the being Chuck Noris through his awesome hat, Ben Yahtzee Crowshaw!!!" Yelled George of the Jungle. "By the power of Noris!!!" Yelled Yahtzee, as he leaped into battle, Raiden style. |
Master Looter Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | Phil returned from space, adjusting the fit of the H.a.L.O on his arm. "So...what did i miss?" He said naively. Phil turned towards the heroes to see them all fighting Stone, except for Dark Link, who was sitting on the ground moping. Phil walks up to him, in hopes of comforting him. "the hell's your problem?" Phil asks. "Notice anything different?" D. Link answers, wiping away a tear. "Well yeah, you changed colors." "Well yeah, but that's not the point you dipshit. The point is that Andy is gone! Aerial snatched him up and went through a portal." A look of anger comes over Phil's face. "And you're just gonna sit here a cry like a little bitch? If i were you, i'd go over a beat the shit out of Stone so i can get some answers!" D. Link stands up, now full of determination. "Yeah! I don't have to take shit from those dragons! Hey Phil, thanks for the talk. i really needed it." "It's cool, man. Now c'mon, we got a dragon to slay!" Phil then grabs D. Link by the back of his shirt, and the back of his pants. Link looks at him wildly. "What the hell are you doing?!" he yells "Trust me! This'll all work out in the end!" Phil swings around, then using all his might, flings him toward the dragon. As he nears the rocky lizard, he pulls out his red crystal. the powers of the Dragon Rider sends a new, stronger energy coarsing through his body and into the crystal. "DIN'S FLAME!!"He yells at the top of his lungs. A large ball of fire launches towards the Dragon, sending him flying through trees and buildings, causing hundreds of dollars in collateral damage. D. Link runs up to Stone and holds his Claymore to the Dragon's throat. "Where's Andy?!" He yells, full of anger towards the Dragon. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "Well? Speak up bitch!" shouted Dark Link, holding his blade to the dragon's neck "He's at the Black Citadel, with the Kaiser!" said the terrified dragon "The Black Citadel? Isn't that where the dark lord lives?" said Ram "It is. The Kaiser Dragon is working with the dark Lord Xandus..." said the dragon Dark Link grabbed the dragon by his neck, flames coming from his hands. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" yelled Dark Link "H-he's working with Xandus..." said the dragon "Xandus?" said Maddawg "What's he doing in LA?" "He came here looking for Dark Link and Andy." said the dragon "He wants to..." Suddenly, Dark Link stabbed the dragon in the gut with his claymore. He shot the dragon with a fireball, sending him flying into the air. Dark Link held his claymore up to the sky, and the sword began glowing. A laser beam came flying from the claymore, vaporizing the dragon. "GODDAMMIT!" yelled Dark Link "WHY WOULD XANDUS DO THIS?!" "Wait, you can shoot laser beams from your sword?" said Phil "Damn, that's cool." "You now you could have waited to kill him AFTER he told us what Xandus was planning." said Ram "Shut up Ram." said Dark Link "Now, let's go to the Black Citadel." |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Before anyone could do anything however, Yahtzee (apparently still thinking there was danger) accidently summoned blasts of lightning from the sky where our heroes where at, and knocked out all but the most powerful and electricity resistant (AKA D.Link, Ram, Rag, and Phil) After realizing he made a mistake, Yahtzee yelled:"GOD DAMMIT!!! WHY DONT I EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL SOMETHING EVIL CHALLENGING!!!???" "Maybe because you shoot first and ask questions later." Said Ram, still standing due to the fact electricity had no effect on him, the other 3 powerful people in the group just getting up. "Damn it!!! I knew I should have taken a stealthyer appraoch, but ever since I recieved my powers I've been ignoring my better judgement and and saying:"FUCK IT BEOATCH! I CAN SHOOT SHRIKENS AND LIGHTNING NOW!!! STRATEGY ISN'T AS IMPORTANT YOU CHARISMATIC STALION!" Said Yahtzee. "Dont fret, soon you'll be up to your pants ,or whatever you call them in Australia, in EVIl and CHALLENGING things. And dont bitch against coming with us, because without the others, we'll need all the help we can get!!!" "Actually, thats the exact reason I came. Dracoman called, and said that all help was needed in order t protect andy from ol' dragon Kaiser." "You know of him?" Asked Phil. "Well, from what I've heard, he's the most powerful dragon to ever live, and has risen from the dead quite the number of times. Last time in World War 2, and the one before that, on a distant and alien planet callled Bumeria." "Anything else?" Asked Rag. "Well, I know that each time he dies, he requires a dragon with extreme power to boost up his own, and eventually gain his full strength. When that happens, all the heroes in the world wont be enough to stop him." Said Yahtzee. "Well then, what are we waiting for!!! We have to same andy right now!!!" Yelled D.Link. "I'm sorry elf, but even in his current, and weakening form, Kaiser alone would rip us to shreds within an hour, not to mention Xandus. Our only hope is to gather all of the conscious heroes of earth against him, and to gear up as best we can. Lets start with Ram." Said Yahtzee, using his Raiden like teleportation powers to teleport him and the other 4 heroes to Sweden, before D.Link could protest. "Why are we here in this winter wonderland?" Asked Phil, making snow angels in one of Swedens many snow hills. "I think I know..." Said Ram, looking beyond that hill to see a cozy looking wooden home, with a mailbox with the initials:"SC" "Samuel Carson, aka thors 80's servent "Super Cell", called that because of one of his abilities to summon Super Cell Thunderstorms and Cyclones.. Said Yahtzee. "Aka a place where I can finaly put on some pimpin Asgardian armor!!!" Yelled Ram, gleefully running to the door, and ringing the brass bell with his tongue, the tongue instantly freezing on the bell. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "Ow, that really hurt! What, Yahtzee? What's up with that?" Death muttered, getting up and rubbing his head. "Also, SSBB's a lot better than you give credit for..." 2 HOURS LATER "Okay, what you're telling us better not be a lie..." Death warned the Xandusite, who we recently discovered was called Lenny. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "Hold on." said Dark Link "If we're going to attack my foster father's citadel, I suggest that we get some help." "What kind of help?" said Death "An old friend of mine..." answered Dark Link "Samuel L. Jackson?" said Phil "No. He has more important things to do." Dark Link pulled out an Ocarina from his hat. He put the Ocarina to his mouth and played the Lost Woods song. A voice came from the ocarina. "Hello? Who is this?" "Hey Saria, it's Dark Link." "Dark Link! It's great to hear from you again. How long has it been since we last talked to each other? Seven years was it?" "Yeah, something like that. Hey, can you put my brother on the line? I need to talk to him." "Sure thing. By the way, when are you going to take me on that second date?" "Uh.....um.....well...you see, my schedule is booked for the next couple of weeks so..." "Hello? Who is this?" "Hey bro! It's me, Dark Link!" "What the hell do you want, you bastard?" "I was wondering if can you come over to LA. We're going to raid Xandus' castle and I thought you might..." "That I might come to help you? No way. Not after what you did at the Kokori Forest, you son of a bitch." "Come on, it'll be fun! And besides, that was seven years ago." "...fine, but when I get there, I'm going to stab you in the ribs." "Alright then. See you later bro!" Dark Link put the Ocarina away. |
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Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "Good. Now, quit being a pussy Ram, and use your new found teleportation abilities to take us to to the Parthenon. "How?" Asked Ram. "Also, is it as pimpin as your teleportation power?" Asked Ram. "Somewhat....first you must clap your hooves together 3 times." "Like this?" Asked Ram, clapping his hooves together three times. "Now you must spin around." Said Yahtzee. Ram did so. "And now shout:"SHAZOOM!!!" "SHAZOOM!!!" Yelled Ram. Suddenly, a massive bolt of lightning came down and swallowed up the heroes. Seconds later, they arrived infront of the Parthenon. "Why do we come to the place of Athena?" Asked Orgazmo. "Isn't it obvious?" Asked Ram. Several minutes of sword fighting, lightning throwing, and ass kicking later... "Let go of Multi-Kill now, or by the power of Noris and decent game reviewing, I'll murder you where you stand." Said Yahtzee, picking up Odyseeus with his right hand. "More like lousy critism if you asked me!!!" Yelled Death, after stabbing Achilles in the heel with an scorpion venom tipped arrow. "For the last bloody fuckig time death!!! SSBB is terrible to me! I'm forcing that down your fucktarded throat, so dont force your bile down mind you Nintendo Fanboy!!!" Yelled Yahztee, looking back at Death. "I'm not a Nintendo Fanboy!!!" Yelled Death. "Then why do you have an altar to Shiqero Myamoto back in the underworld?" Asked Livingness. "Doesnt everyone?" Asked Death. "Find Yahtzee, I'll let the Radiation man go. Know this however, I shall have my revenge. With that, Odyseeus pressed a button that released Multi-Kill, and, from infront of Death, Multi-Kill burst from the ground. "Good. Thats everything on our list. And now the hard part. Dark Link, if you dont mind..." Said Yahtzee, indicating that he wanted Dark Link to teleport them to wherever Kaiser was holding andy at. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | MEANWHILE, AT THE BLACK CITADEL! Xandus was sitting at his desk in his study. He was reading a copy of Sun-Tzu's Art of War. "Man, this is a tough read." said Xandus "Maybe I should have bought the english version." Suddenly, a portal opened in his study, and the heroes came out of it. "Dark Link?! Maddawg?! Other people who I don't know?!" said Xandus "What the hell are you doing here?" "I'm here to get back Andy, and kill you!" shouted Dark Link "Dammit, do you really have to do this hero of prophecy crap?" said Xandus "I mean, you're suppose to be evil!" "Hey, I can be a hero and be evil at the same time." said Dark Link "I'll be an anti-hero!" "Doesn't that basically make you a villain?" said Ram "Shut it Ram." Suddenly, the door to the study was smashed open, and Christopher Lee walked in. "Chris! Deal with these fools!" said Xandus "I'll go get the Kaiser Dragon and Arthas." Xandus left the study, leaving the heroes to deal with Christopher Lee. |
Master Looter Posts: 2596 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | "Aw shit, not this guy again." Phil muttered "We faced this guy before?" Ram said "Oh wait, your universe restarted. never mind." "What the hell are you talking about?" Ram asked, confused. "Nothing, forget i said anything." Phil said, before facing their opponent. Chris Lee raised his staff. "YOU! SHALL! NOT!..." Before Chris could finish his chant, Phil interrupts him. "Oh know you don't! you ain't pulling that same shit twice!" Phil said, turning his H.a.L.O/Infinity Staff into a boomerang and throwing it Chris, disarming him of his magic staff, and leaving him open for attack. |
Master Looter Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | "Well, I have no idea who or what Christopher Lee is, so I'm just going to say the hell with it and have at him." Ram said, charging Lee head on. |
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Power Leveler Posts: 4510 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | Before Lee regained his balance and attacked, Sho turned toward the group with a wicked grin on his face and said "I'm so zetta done with this goody two shoes bullshit, some of us are villains for god sakes! Hell, I bet the ones that are don't remember anymore!" Sho walked toward the back of the room and put a pad on the ground. FOIL |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "Well, this is a no brainer." said Dark Link "Come on Maddawg, let's join Sho." As Dark link was walking towards Sho, the wall near him suddenly exploded. Andy came from the hole in the wall. "Andy!" said Dark Link "Dude, what are you doing?" said Andy "What do you mean?" asked Dark link "You're joining the bad guys! The ones who are trying to take over the world!" shouted Andy "So? I'm evil." "You may be evil, but you are the dragon rider of prophecy." said Andy "And if you join the villains, I'm not going with you!" Dark Link was silent. He wanted to take over the world, but he didn't want to lose Andy. "You know what Sho, I think I'll stay with the heroes." "You are making the right choice." said Andy |
Power Leveler Posts: 4510 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | "Oh yea, that's totally fair... Join us as normal Dark Link, power up into some kind of god and ditch us... Great..." Sho mumbled. Suddenly he heard a beeping sound. "Alright, the warp pad is ready!" Sho said. One by one, the villains jumped into the vortex of numbers. "XANDUS! Your castle's being stormed by a bunch of overpowered heroes and a fucking DRAGON. If i were you I'd join up with us!" Sho yelled to wherever Xandus had gone. "We all want to kill them, why not do so together? It would be a hell of a lot easier!" FOIL |
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Master Looter Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | "Well, crap. So much for a climatic boss fight." Ram murmured, shedding his immense power armor. "Wonder what we're supposed to do now..." "Umm....LEAVING!" Ram cried, rushing for the portal Sho had so pleasantly left open. Which turned out to be Ashen Town, Iowa. "OH GOD! THE BORDEM! IT BUUUURNS!" |
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"KKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN" screamed Lazor, while he jumped on the skeleton-y man, ripping his arm/face off. but then...HE TOOK THE DETONATOR DUN DUN DUN!
"nowwww who can blow everyone up? NOW BRING ME PIE!"