Multi-Kill:
Suddnely, the golden raven pulled out a baseball bat and beat Ram unconscious for misinterpreting Emmy's post silly, and chained Ram up again. The Golden Raven then shifted back into Micheal.

"I told you Ram. I'm one of Lokki's sons. Reality is as moldable as butter to me." Said Micheal, before hitting ram one more time on the head for good measure.

Ram

Multi-Kill:

maddawg IAJI:

Multi-Kill:
Suddnely, the golden raven pulled out a baseball bat and beat Ram unconscious for misinterpreting Emmy's post silly, and chained Ram up again. The Golden Raven then shifted back into Micheal.

"I told you Ram. I'm one of Lokki's sons. Reality is as moldable as butter to me." Said Micheal, before hitting ram one more time on the head for good measure.

Ram

I don't smoke Emmy

Adam

Meanwhile...

Maddawg and Dark Link are flying on the reaver to drop the Arbiter off at Area 51. Dark Link sees a button on the reaver and pushes it. A mini TV comes out of the reaver's back.

"Cool, this thing comes with a TV!" said Dark Link

Navi appears above Dark Link.

"Hey, listen!" said Navi "There's a TV..."

Dark Link pulls out his pistol and aims at Navi.

"I thought I told you to SHUT UP."

Dark Link turns the TV on. There's a Channel 6 news report on the TV.

"Hello, this is Chad Johnson from channel 6 news." said the reporter on the TV "I'm reporting from the locust city of Nexus, where an army of mechs have assaulted the city."

"Wait, did they say Nexus?!" said Maddawg

Maddawg turned the TV to his side.

"Hey, I was watching that!" said Dark Link

"Shut up! Mechs are attacking my city!"

"The mech invasion began twenty minutes ago, and a quarter of the city has been destroyed so far." said the reporter "So far, locust casualties are at 2 million."

"HOLY CRAP!" yelled Maddawg "How the hell did this happen?!"

"Standing with me is the leader of this mech army and D.L.A. councilor, Xandus." said the reporter

Entering the screen was the demon Xandus, fully armored and carrying his Soul Edge.

"Oh shit." said Dark Link

"What's wrong?" said Maddawg

"Um, nothing!" said Dark Link "Nothing at all."

"Tell me Xandus, why have you invading Nexus with this army of mechs?" said the reporter, holding the mic to Xandus

"Well you see, the locust decided to steal something valuable from me, so now I'm going to exterminate them." said Xandus

"How interesting!" said the reporter "This is Chad Johnson, signing off."

"WE HAVE TO GO TO NEXUS, NOW!!!" yelled Maddawg

"Hahaha! You stupid fucker, you can never escape from me! And you will forever suffer, for I am Micheal, SON OF LORD LOKI, MASTER OF MIS-" Micheal began, before fading out to be replaced by a giant floating [color=red]Suspended[/red].
"...well, okay then." Ram said, biting through the metal chains with ease. "Always drink you milk, kids!" Ram said with a smile.
_{"...yeah, probably shouldn't be talking to myself."}
"Now, hopefully I can find my friends." Ram said, rushing out the nearest door.
Once outside, he saw a large golden letters saying "OVER HERE, IDIOT" over a large ware-house.
"...wow, the gods just keep making things easier and easier for the Newbs, i see." Ram muttered, before heading for it.

Phil got up from the explosion and saw a goat running full speed towards his objective. Phil was instantly filled with happiness.

"Is that Ram?!" Phil thought.

The goat then trips over a rock, skidding on his face for a good five feet. the goat gets up, rubbing his face with one of his hooves.

"GAH! FUCK!" Ram says, cursing profusely

"Yep, that's definitely Ram" Phil said under his breath

He runs up to the little animal, happy to see him.

"Hey Ram, what's up?" Phil said

Ram looks up from his injured snout to the angel boy standing before him.

"Who the hell are you?" Ram says, still rubbing his face.

"Oh, wait..." Ram started, seeing the wings on Phil. "You must be another Spirit sent down to help out, eh?"
"Uh, yeah, sure..."
Ram got up and disdainfully looked at Phil's wings. "I see they let you have a more..civil body. And wings too? Christ, should of joined up with Christianity. Would of too, if it wasn't for the whole "Population-Taking-It-Completely-Wrong" Thing."
Ram turned back to look at the warehouse. "Alright, care to help me find my friends, Mr...?"

"Philip Howard, at your service, but you can just call me Phil or whatever" Phil says extending an armored hand for a handshake.

"My name's Ramthundar, but i guess you already know my name." Ram says shaking Phil's hand.
"...How exactly, do you know my name? I guess i'm pretty famous in heaven, right?"

"Well actually..."

But before Phil could fuck up time and space (by telling Ram about previous adventures and about their universe being restarted) the warehouse they were heading towards started to rumble. All of sudden the front wall exploded, and sounds of gunfire and fighting could be heard coming from the hole.

"Wanna go check that out?" Phil said encouragingly

"I about to anyway!" Ram said, charging up his horns.

Phil's armblades pop out his arms, and the two heroes jump into the hole, ready for whatever they may encounter.

As the city of Nexus burned, Maddawg and Dark Link raced toward the entrance.

When they finnally got there they saw a large army of Mechs. The Locusts were putting up a valiant fight but they were heavily outnumbered.

Maddawg located there leader Xandus and lowered it to him.

"Yoohoo XANDI BOY!" Said Maddawg holding the time machine.

"Maddawg! Return the device or you will be dealt with serverly!" Said Xandus ordering his Mechs to take aim.

"Uh-uh! One wrong step and this baby goes into the imulsion." Said Maddawg holding the device over the bright yellow river.

"You don't have the guts!"

"Watch me!" He said kicking the Arbiter off the Reaver and into the river.

"WOK WOK WOK!" said the Elite as his skin burned.

"What is that stuff anyways?" Asked Dark Link.

"It's our sewer system!"

"You mean?"

"Yes. We pee yellow glowing acid! Now enough about anatomy!"

During the time Maddawg was yelling at Link Xandus had ordered a few mechs to flank the Reaver.

"RAGHH" Said the Reaver who was this movement trying to warn it's master.

"Shut up you stupid reject for a horse!" Said Maddawg

The reaver turned around to show Maddawg the incoming missiles. Reacting fast Maddawg pushed a button on the machine and a large blue wave was sent out. The city and the mechs disseapered leaving the cave empty. The Reaver also vanished causing Maddawg and Link to fall to the ground, which was no longer eroded by glowing yellow pee.

Only Xandus,Link and Maddawg remained.

Meanwhile

"Aw man! I hate looking through Warehouses. There always have dust! And I'm allergic to AHHH-AHHH AhH LAZOR!" Said Lazor sneazing a large Lazor blast.

Suddenly the large blue wave hit them and the warehouse vanished.Standing in front of them were two men in there late 50s.

"WELCOME TO ANVIL!" Said one of them.

"FACE OUR WRATH EVIL VILLAINS wtf?" Ram exclaimed, landing on a rough cobble-stone path. He looked around to find himself in a middle-age like area.
"This seems, odd." he muttered, looking around. He spotted his friends near some middle-aged men in leather and tights showing off to much skin.
"Hey, some more Orgazmos!" Ram said, heading towards them.

As Samii the happy-cow looked at the men in tights, thinking "I wonder if those pants make them sterile?" She looked over her shoulder to notice Ram leisurely walking towards them. "RAM!" Samii exclaimed running towards him. While running Samii looked to see an adorable cat person reading a "Cat Nip Weekly", OH MY HOW CUTE! Samii thought, she ran over to the most adorable tabby cat and started to stroke it's head, "You are so cute Mr. Fluffykins! Aren't you?!"

The cat looked at Samii, "Who the hell is Mr. Fluffykins?" The cat got up quite angrily and walked away.

"I guess Mr. Fluffykins didn't get his cat nap today." Samii said to herself watching the cat walk away.

Ragnorak reacted quickly when the kids opened fire, spinning and spreading his black and crimson feathered wings, putting them between the group and the hailstorm of bullets. As the bullets rebounded off of them, he saw Ram and someone else jump through a hole in the wall. Then the room flashed blue and they were somewhere else. Or rather, somewhen else. He facepalmed, folding his wings. "Bloody fuckin' grea'. I really hope Reck'nin' goes afte' Maddawg an' no' us. We 'aven't done anythin'! I's all that bloody grea' foo'!" He sighed and turned to the new arrival who was looking at him with great interest. Or rather, at his wings. Seeing the flash of light blue behind the kid's back, he realized that the kid was a brand-spanking new warrior class angel. He briefly considered banishing his wings, but then remembered that the kid wouldn't forget them or even be unable to see them. So he sighed and spread them wide. "Loo' kid. See th' feathers? I'm no' corrup', jus' freelance."

A quick note on the nature of an Angel's wings: among the armies of the Lord, there are various classes. Wings help differentiate them. A demon hunter's wings are made of red, sparky energy, intended more for short glides and steering than for true flight. A warrior's wings are blue and smooth, intended for quick transport around a battlefield. An Archangel's wings are big (the wingspan is three times their body height) and mostly white, with streaks of their former class adorning their feathers, designed for long, inspective flights. A Fallen angel normally has no feathers, just stretched skin. Ragnorak, being an ex-Archangel and having left amicably, was allowed to keep his feathers, but all the white was turned to black to reflect his technically "Fallen" state. Currently, the ranks of Angeldom leave him alone, on the condition that he do more good than bad and not alert Lucifer to any plans he knew about as an Archangel.

"Well, looks like your mech army is gone!" said Maddawg, holding his chainsaw staff up to Xandus neck

Xandus grabbed the chainsaw and ripped it out of Maddawg's hands, then ripped it in half and stabbed both ends through Maddawg's torso.

"DUDE! NOT COOL!" screamed Maddawg

"Now," said Xandus, turning to Dark Link "Time to kill you...wait, Dark Link? Is that you?!"

"Uh, yeah." said Dark Link

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" yelled Xandus "I leave for two days and you already convert over to my enemy's side?! You are the worst evil apprentice/foster son EVER!"

"Hey, I didn't know he was the enemy." said Dark Link

"GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I am so pissed off right now!" said Xandus "You know what, when we get home, you are going to be in so much trouble!"

"Um, what's going on here?" said Maddawg, pulling the chainsaw blades out of his torso

Back in the middle-ages...

Phil examined Rag wings, while Rag starts to get slightly annoyed.

"Wha' ar' ya' doin'? Ge' fro' behin' meh!" Rag says

"Sorry man, your wings just look so cool! But how come GOD didn't tell me about there being another angel in this universe?" Phil asks

"Maybe thi' i'll answer ya' question" Rag says, raising his arm.

On it was his H.a.L.O, but it wasn't glowing the way Phil's was. Instead it was dim and black, and cracked in some spots.

"Ya' see: wen' ya' become a fallen' angie', ya' H.a.L.O ge's deactivated, sinc' a fallen' angie' ca' become a' demon easier tha' a regula' angie'. n' other' words', i've fallen of' th' radar, ta' avoid detection fro' th' opposing forces. Git it?

"Yeah, i got ya" Phil says.

"Bwah! 'Kay, I'm up..." Death said, finally waking up after being asleep for the last 70 or so posts.
"Bwah! I, too, am awake..." said Livingness, also waking up. He looked around, and failed to see any of the other heroes. "Where'd the rest of the guys go?"
"Umm... I don't know. D'you think, maybe... They just left us?" Death asked, worriedly.
"Nah, they wouldn't do that!" Livingness reassured his cousin. "I mean, they couldn't just abandon us! After all, where would they be without the comic relief?"
"What, you mean they abandoned Orgazmo, too?"
"No, ya damn fool!" Livingness cried, mercilessly beating his cousin with a crowbar. "I mean, not as recently..." He straightened up, glanced over at the body of a dead locust commander, and waltzed over to him to steal his keys. "Off we go, Death! To rejoin our allies!"

"Oh, so we have two Angels sent by the gods to this world, Ehhh?" Ram asked with a knowing smile.
"Um, I ain't tech'ny was sen' by 'no gods, mah fur'eh friend..." Ragnorak began to say, but Ram quickly shushed him.
"Oh, so you were sent down here to help the great heroes of this world fight against man-kind?" Phil asked Ram with an innocent and excited grin.
"Umm....."
In the Mighty Halls of Vahalla, A Time Ago...
"You summoned me, Lord Thor?" Ramthundar asked, in his Warrior-Angel form.

HEY RAMMY! How's mah favorite servant doing?

"The appreciated term is "Guardian Spirit, Oh Lord. And you summoned me for some important task?" he said though grit teeth, narrowly dodging the ale that was being hap-haphazardly thrown around by the drunken god.

Hmmm? OH yeah, I need yah to head down to one of the Earth's in this one reality, needs some "special help," yah know?"

"You...wish me to help out a set of mighty heroes, and lead them to glorious victory for the name of the Norseman?Ramthundar asked, a glimmer of hope and joy appearing in his eyes for this first time in eons.

Well, no, when I said 'special,' I meant...the world is a bit...weeeeell....Let me put it like this: If the various realities of Earth were vehicles, this reality's Earth would be the short, yellow bus that requires extra-padded seats and requires helmets for all passengers, some of whom already have them.

"Yeah....sent to help out mighty heroes..." Ram muttered, not looking into Phil's eyes.

Maddawg quickly got up and tackled Xandus.

"Link quickly stab him!" Said Maddawg punching Xandus in the face.

Link took out his sword and held it over Xandus' face. He held it above his head and turned away with his eyes closed. He quickly put the sword down and threw it across the floor. He then took his sword and hit Maddawg in the face with it. Maddawg got off of Xandus clutching the spot where the shield hit.

"Dude what the hell!" Said Maddawg grabbing his jaw.

"Link you-you didn't kill me." Said Xandus to Link.

"I think...I think you broke my Jaw." Said Maddawg trying to move the broken chin into place.

"Of course I didn't! Your the greatest Master/Step-Father ever." Said Link to Xandus.

"Great. JUST FUCKING GREAT! I don't even think my Healthcare provider has even been created yet to! And I left my wallet back in 2009!"

"Your the greatest Apprentice/Adopted son ever! I love you my son!" Said Xandus hugging Link.

Maddawg looked at the two hugging men and just stared at them. "Ok....Uhhh I'm just gonna take this machine here and uhhh....get my jaw wired shut...." Said Maddawg running from out of the cave.

"so where are these "mighty heros" you speak of ram? are they over there? i bet its the big guy with the sword and the...oh he's dead. bummer. lets take his shit!"

"what did i say about looting laz0r? do you want to end up like Orgazmo?"

"No Ma'am."

WHEN SUDDENLY

A fleet of ships from the movie "independence day"(the alien ships) blew up the tavern!"

"Fleet? That may be a slight exaggeration..." Livingness said, hopping out of the ship he'd stolen from that dead locust. "Hey all," he continued, waving at the heroes.
"Hiya!" Death said, letting go of the landing gear he'd been hanging on to and falling to the ground.

Before Maddawg could escape, he was hit in the back by a fireball, knocking him down.

"DUDE!" yelled Maddawg "THAT REALLY HURTS!"

"Where do you think you're going?" said Xandus "I still have to kill you."

Xandus lifted his Soul Edge, preparing to kill Maddawg. However, Dark Link blocked it with his own sword.

"Whoa! Hold on there!" said Dark Link "This guy is a locust commander, and a damn good one too. He's tough, and has complete control over the locust horde."

"So?" said Xandus

"So, if we got him to join our side, it would be a huge benefit for the D.L.A."

Xandus turned to Maddawg.

"If I let you live, will you work for the D.L.A.?" asked Xandus

"Is the D.L.A. some sort of an evil organization bent on taking over the world?" asked Maddawg

"Yes."

"Then count me in!"

"Um... where exactly are we?" Phil said, confused at his surroundings.

This question started general conversation amongst the heroes, for none of them knew where they were, or what time period they in for that matter.

"Wait! I have a way of devining our location!" Ram cried.
He then bent low, muttering arcane words. Swells of magic flowed from and around him, casting a slight glow to outline his figure. Soon his muttering turned to a loud chanting, little bursts of magic emitting from his body. He finnaly raised his head, and stared at a passing soldier.
"Oy, mate." he said, all magic dropping and chanting gone. "Where the hell are we?"
"Why, you're in the town of Anvil of our great country, Cyrodil!" the guards exclaimed with a cheery British accent.
"Sweet. And I'm guessing with the ye' ole' attire, we're in the past. So try not to screw up so much here, one tiny action now could completely mess up the future, like....it could have....what might happen..." Ram tried to say, looking at the rag-tag group of fallen angel, lazor dogs, cows, regular angel, Death, and thought of the random adventures they've already had.
"...yeah, do whatever you want. Just don't kill a species or wipe out a culture or anything, k?"

MEANWHILE...

Grimm began to walk to where he last seen Maddawg, (Using his Magical mind powers, Of course).

"EVIL VILLAIN CORPORATION" Said by, A Unknown man..

Grimm kicked down the door, Sending it into the man.. (None other than Xandus of course! :'})

"COUNT ME IN"! He yelled out.

"I wonder who that is..." Sho mumbled to himself as he saw grimm walking somewhere in the distance. "I'll follow him!" When Grimm busted into the tower and Sho heard what it was and grinned. "This is just what I was looking for!"
"Who are you!?" Someone asked Sho
"Call me Sho, and from now on, I'm in your guys's group!"

Meanwhile in the outskirts of time and space

*Sigh* "They didn't listen to you Cosmos. They warped time again and stopped a chain of events that would have stopped the destruction of the world." The Time Dragon said in a heavy tone shaking his head.

"I tried to warn them but I guess there is no choice. I am more of a negotiator to show them what is wrong with what they are doing but I guess force it all that matters." Cosmos said in a sad tone.

"Heh heh heh heh. Ah ha ha ha ha. It's my turn this time. And they wont escape from me with out casualties." Reckoning said with a large grin.

"Don't leave just yet." The time dragon said to the towering blood red wyvern. "Prepare your self as they are powerful."

"Don't make me laugh. I am one of the only Wyvern's in existence with powers. But fine I shall prepare for battle. They'd better be ready as I have no time for mercy."

Reckoning stomped of into the stars breathing streams of black fire making sure he would be ready. For when he is called he knows there is always hell to pay.

"He scares me sir. There is a reason wyrvens were not meant to have powers like us." Cosmos said shaking a bit.

"I know but that's the main reason he was able to claw himself into my ranks. He messed with time itself to strengthen himself and when I went to go pursue him he gave me the scar you see here." The Time Dragon replied showing the slash over his right eye.

"What!" Cosmos replied in shock. "That was him who gave you that scar."

"Indeed. If I had no control over time and space he would have beaten me that day. But instead of finishing him off I offered him a job. I only hope that he doesn't go into his old habits before going on a job." The Time Dragon said observing the world. He looked over the group of people causing the ruckus.

"Alright then." said Xandus, while beating Grimm for hitting him with a door "Since we're all hear, I'd like to discuss our plans. Dark Link, you and Maddawg are now in charge of the D.L.A. Spec Ops group 'Hellfire', a group under my command."

"Who else, besides me and Dark Link, are in the Hellfire group?" asked Maddawg

"Sho, Grimm, and Revan, who's sitting over there in a dark corner."

The villains looked at the dark corner to see the Sith Lord Revan.

"Sup." said Revan casually

"Now, I have a mission for the Hellfire group." said Xandus "Using the time machine Maddawg stole from me, I want you to go into Cyrodil, year 1205. There, you will find a group of heroes led by a Ram. They have with them a valuable Dragonfire Amulet of Akatosh I need. Kill them, and bring back the amulet."

"That sounds easy." said Maddawg "Anything else we should know?"

"Oh yeah, I also want you to kill all the Khajits. Make them go extinct." said Xandus

"Um, any reason why?"

"They're furies. And I hate furies." said Xandus "Now, activate the time machine and kill those heroes for me."

"XANDUS YOU ASS"! Grimm yelled out before grabbing him by the throat and slamming him into the wall...

"I cant kill family"... He said..

Xandus grabbed grimm by the arm and did a reverse turn and slammed his face into the wall.
"You freaking stupid man.."! Xandus yelled.
"IM NO MAN"!!! Grimm said, "I IS A CAT...thing"!!!

Grimm then kicked Xandus in the gut..

Maddawg walked over, "Why are you to fighting"?
Xandus walked away, "No reason.. Now go, All of you.. Get the job done"!

Leyawin, Cyrodil

"OOHHHHH I love to murder cat people! I love to hear there bones break in two! I love to murder Cat people! I love to use there pelts to wipe my po-"Sang Revan before he was interuppted by Maddawg.

"Knock it off man. We need to play it cool!" Said Maddawg motioning for Revan to stop.

"Halt travelers! What be your buisness here in Leyawin!" Said the Guard at the gate.

"Where just here to kill all the cat people. Maybe complete a quest or two if we have time."

"...Well I don't see anything wrong with that. Now I just need to ask a couple of questions.

1) Do you have any illegal fireworks?"

"Yes. I MEAN NO!"

5 Minutes later.

"SON OF A-" Said Maddawg sitting in a jail cell.

BACK AT THE GATE!

"Okay question 2. Are you Vampires?"

"Well I'm kinda a creature of the night." Said Dark Link.

5 minutes later

"THIS IS BULL-" Said Link from his cell.

Back at th-You know what? Forget it. You proably know how this is going so will just fast-forward a half hour.

"BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND! How being circumsized be a crime!" Said Grim yelling out of the cell while the others played Poker behind him.

Back in Anvil...

The heroes decide to grab a bite to eat in the kings castle before deciding any business. All of sudden Phil walks into the main dining hall after coming from the bathroom, and approaches the heroes.

"Ok everyone, it seems to me that the villains has just announced some exposition for our next adventure" Phil says, zipping up his pants.

"Um, ok." Ram says chewing on a mutton leg.

"So where is it?"

"Where's what?"

"Y'know, the Dragonfire Amulet of Akatosh, the very same thing that a villain was talking
about a few posts ago?" Phil said

Hearing these words has caught the attention of one the guys in tights, and he leads the heroes to room, containing aforementioned magical stone.

"Um...sugoi?" Phil said referencing the girl from before.

"Soooo, we accidently ended up in a different dimension for no particular reason other then a powerful amulet is here with veryous people who know turned out to be our enemies?" Ram asked the tights-wearing man.
"Well, I suppose it could of been Fate, tugging at the strings of the universe to direct you to this-"
"Sorry, that was a retorical question with the answer of We Kick Ass!
"Or it's just lucky that we happen to be hit by the same time-travel mojo that hit the villains. I wonder who else was hit...."

Meanwhile, Several Miles Away...

"By the gods, what is the odd Structure?" Wilbur the Farmer asked his wife as they stared at the massive, square thing.
"I don't know...the symbols appear so odd...." she replied, looking up at the massive sign that proclaimed

Walmart

.
"Wait a minute...Fire Amulets 3 for only 5 gold? What a deal!"

And now my conquest begins...anew.

Meanwhile, at the Leyawin jail...

"Well, this sucks." said Sho, trying to find a way out of his jail cell

"How are we going to get out of this situation?" said Maddawg

"Don't worry, I managed to hide a lockpick in my hat before they arrested me." said Dark Link

"One lockpick? One stupid lockpick?" said Maddawg "What use is one..."

Dark Link reached into his hat and pulled out the Skeleton Key. He pushed it into the cell's lock, automatically opening it.

"Damn, that's a good lockpick." said Maddawg

"Come on." said Dar Link "We need to get that Amulet and kill the furies."

The group of villains walked out of their cells. A guard noticed them escaping and ran up to them.

"STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!" yelled the guard, pulling out his sword

"Or else what?" said Revan, mocking the Guard

Two dozens guards surrounded the villains.

"GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!" yelled Revan

"Don't worry, I'll handle this." said Dark Link

Dark Link moved forward and pulled out a crystal with a fiery wisp inside it.

"You might want to stand back."

Maddawg and the others back away into the cell. The guards surrounded Dark Link on all side. He pulled the crystal back and hit the ground with it.

"DIN'S FIRE!"

A sphere a flames surrounded Dark Link, and then exploding, killing all the guards around him.

"Well, that takes care of that." said Dark Link, putting his crystal back in his hat "Let's get going."

Meanwhile in the outskirts of time and space

"Ah perfect, the offenders are all together. Reckoning quickly after them." The Time Dragon bellowed opening a portal.

*Hic* "Hold your horses I'm comin'. Freakin lazy ass time dragon. Doesn't wanna take care o infidels him *hic* self." Reckoning mumbled.

The wyrven slinked into the room large bags under his eyes. A bottle of whiskey it his right wing.

"Argh what happened to my liquor." Cosmos screamed from his section. "Reckoning!"

"Ah shut it Cosmos. Like you e'er drink it." Reckoning called out from the main chamber.

The Time Dragon shook his head and thought to himself.

God Dammit Reckoning. Every single time you get a little job you celebrate with drinking. I've got no choice he still has to go.

"Well hurry up. And try not to screw around you drunk bum. You'd better sober up before you get there." The Time Dragon scolded.

"Ah quite your whining it was just a little sip *Hic*. I'll be sure to take care of the peoples." Reckoning slurred as he headed into the portal.

With that the drunk powerful wyrven was on his way ready to do his job...sorta.

"Sooo....what's so special bout this amulet?" Ram asked Tights-Guy.

BOOM!

"Nevermind! More exciting things in other place!" Ram cried, rushing out of the castle. Exiting the building, he saw a massive red dragon stumble out of the wreckage of a nearby blacksmith.

"GRAAAAH!*Hic* I....I AM RECKONING! AND you will now face....ehrm, RECKONING!" the creature roared, then puked on the streets.

"Ah crap, it's another one of those dragons!"
"Eh, I reckon it's mah time ta shine." Ragnorak mumbled, starting to walk towards the tipsy worm. He stopped, surprised, by Ram's hoof.
"No...I know how to handle this one..."

Twenty Minutes Later at the Local Tavern...

"HEY BARKEEP! Nother Sweet Dandelion Rumumumumum....ifsh you pleash!" Ram cried, throwing his emptied flagon on the ever-increasing pile.
"You know, that Cosmos punk...he thinks he's so great...but yah know what?*hic*
He's nothing more then some damn brown nosing PREP with a...a...a shtick up his arse..."

"Damn, ram and Cosmos sure are heavy drinkers, right Rag?" Asked Phil to Rag.

"Yesh'a! Buncsh of lightwieghts if you ashk me'sh! Hey Ram and Coshmos! Learn to hold down your mead!" Yelled Orgazmo, before vomiting on everyone in the room and falling to the ground, incapacitated by the wine he was consuming.

Meanwhile, at Leyawin...

The villains are walking along the streets of Leyawin, when they are approached by a Khajit.

"Hello travelers." said the Khajit "Welcome to Leya..."

"IT'S A FURRY!" yelled Maddawg "KILL IT!"

Maddawg pulled out his chainsaw-staff and stabbed the Khajit in the chest, killing it instantly. Maddawg pulled out his chainsaw-staff and looked around.

"Man, this city is full of cat people." said Maddawg "How are we going to kill them all?"

"With this!" said Dark Link

Dark Link pulled out a bowl of milk from his hat, which he put on the ground in front of them. He also pulled a bomb from his hat, and put it near the bowl of milk.

"Alright, let's get to a safe distance." said Dark Link

The villains hid behind a corner. They watched as every Khajit in the town ran over to the bowl of milk. The bowl was surrounded by the cat people, who began licking it. Link pulled out a sniper rifle and aimed at the bomb near the milk bowl.

"Say goodbye, ya furry bastards."

Dark Link fired the sniper rifle at the bomb, which exploded and killed all of the Khajits nearby.

"Now that we killed the furies, we should get the Amulet of Akatosh from the heroes." said Dark Link