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Epic’d Out  Posts: 5565 Joined: 16 Dec 2008     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 1210 Joined: 10 Feb 2009     | Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009     | Wow, how stoned was I last night..." Death the Kid wondered. He'd just woken up in the middle of a corn field, having had one of the wierdest dreams of his life. "There was this goat, and this monkey ninja, and Nightmare from Soul Calibur, except it wasn't really him, and I had a robot arm and a sharingan and there was this party/orgy/dance battle and then we were fighting God... And you were there!" he exclaimed, pointing at his cousin, also lying in the field. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009    | Suddenly, from out of no where, a large heli-copter, with a massive dildo attached to it crashed into the Wrym, exploding into several hundred pieces in a fiery wreckage. Out from the firey bits of Wyrm flesh and metal, came none other then your fave AA character, Orgazmo!!! "Thats the last time I use the dildo chopper and crash it! Next time I'm using the Dil-Dozer." Said Orgazmo, climbing out of the fiery wreckage, and falling to the ground. As he looked up, he saw the new friends he made from before the first AA thread was locked. "Hey!!! Ram, Rag, lazor!!! Long time no see ey?" |
Adventurer  Posts: 479 Joined: 25 Jun 2009     | A weird Anime character awakes!~ Out of the distance a man stands up, "Gwaaah"! He whistled and kicked some dirt on his way, "Its a RAMMIERAM.. DOODoodoo.."... |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 |
"Hmmmm.... an male Anime character....." Said Orgazmo, as he moved next to Grimm. "Come here often?" Asked Orgazmo, slapping Grimm's ass once. |
Adventurer Posts: 479 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Grimm screamed, "THE FUCK"!!! |
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Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | "Hmmm..." Death hmmed. Now both he and his cousin were standing in the field, watching the events unfold. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | It was a normal day in northern Britain. Rainy, slushy, cold, and busy. "Bored, thirsty, trigger fingers are itching, a normal fucking day." It was Alucard, a vampire, sitting on the front step of a grand castle, Castle Hellsing. A boy and his mother walked by holding hands. Humans, the vampire thought. Sickening. He yearned to shoot something, and those stuffed dummies just wouldn't do. He needed to hear screams, pleadings for mercy. His days of impaling whole armies was over. He was a servant to some lady who made him shoot people for a living. A drink isn't too much to ask for, is it? "Alucard," came Lady Integra's voice. "I have a mission for you." "The same damn thing, no? The same fucking pull-trigger-kill-ghoul bull? I, frankly, don't care anymore. This country of feeble humans can wither and die." "Alucard. You're leaving." she said. "A whole different place." "It better not be America, farm of fat pigs." "It's another universe. Without any humans." "It could be a place with grass, for all I care. Both are equally worth saving, and grass is at least exciting to watch." he said bitterly. "Alucard. You're free. I'm letting you go." she said being blunt and to the point, after subtlety hadn't worked. "You mean I'm off this chain? I'm free to bite whatever neck I please, shoot whatever I feel like, taste the air with real freedom?" "Anything you want. Just off the planet." That puts a nix on my immortal rampage, then. "I'm off to find some true excitement. It's been a fucking ball, master. See you when I'm bored." He melted into a puddle of blood, turned into one grand bat with a twenty foot wingspan, and flew. Wherever he landed next, there had better be some blood to suck. |
Master Looter Posts: 1210 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 | Ragnorak was a little confused. He didn't know any of these people! Or did he...a memory, or a memory of a memory flickered on the edge of his consciousness, a memory of swords...and fire...and pain...and blood...and laughs and good times... Strange. It's almost as though this happened before. I'll ask P'horg'lp about the possibility next time I see him. He thought as he strapped Wyrmbane across his back again. He shrugged and smirked slightly. "Well, this is an interesting turn of events. I assumed I'd have to show off. Good on ya, mate!" He gingerly patted Orgazmo on the back, a little put off by the other's blatant homoeroticism. Well, as may be. Whatever floats his boat. "Just don't touch my ass or you'll lose a hand." He stated, grinning widely, but still obviously meaning it. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4606 Joined: 12 Feb 2009    |
On the highest moutain in all of Greece, Maddawg sat in his new throne. A locust Boomer walked in and saluted. "BOOM BOOM BOOM!" "Yes! Greece is finally under Locust Command! I must admit this smelly humans do have excellent stories." "Boom?" "Well they got this one story about this guy named Hercules and he murdered his entire family and then had to preform 12 diffcult challenges. In one of my favorites is the one with the Ponies!!" "Boom?" "Yes Ponies! MAN EATING PONIES!" "Boom?" "It's suppose to be some message about the evil you created would destroy you yada yada yada. The point is I want us to create Man-Eating Horses." "Boom. Boom,Boom Bo Boom." "I know that we already have giant spiders,Dinosaurs with machine guns attached to there arms and butchy females that can rip everyone a part. But I still wanna ride a Man Eating PONY!" "Boom Boom bom boom " "Hey! Do you kiss your Butchy mother with that mouth!" |
Master Looter Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | A cloud of bats came out of one giant bat. The cloud approached the atmosphere of a perfectly peaceful looking world. Peace? Shit. No blood there. Might as well stop for a rest, though. the cloud of bats thought, moving, thinking, and speaking as one. They ripped through the atmosphere, burning up. They nosedived down, burning, getting closer and closer to the ground. They united into one person, one with a hat and red jacket. The hat burned up in the atmosphere. Whatever, he thought. Just one more bat I can't put in the cloud. As he grew closer, he spied a huge explosion. Hurray. Humans exploding shit. Blood to suck. He hit the ground at such a speed that he vaporized. His evaporated cloud of blood settled, and it morphed into a vampire. "I am the No-Life-King. I am the Impaler. I am the nightwalker. I am Nosferatu. But you... you men can call me Alucard." "Uh, men? I'm a ram." "Oh damn these orange goggles!" He tore aforementioned goggles off, and saw everyone clearly. "Oh, so you are. I'm a vampire." "Welcome to the team, Mister Alucard." said the ram. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4510 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | "I hate this city... And this game... The Conductor gets to decide everything, even though I'm this weeks Game Master, I'm on such a short leash! I could kill him, but then the composer would put in someone else and take me out while i was tired after the battle..." Sho said. Out of his boredom he suddenly had an idea. "But... What if i killed the Composer? Then i would rule this damn city. I would control Shibuya! Why stop there? Hell i could kill the Composer in every region and gain almost as much control as the A's." Sho climbed of his looming tower of garebage and said "Yeah, I'm going to find the composer and take him down! Starting tomorrow, I put up with all the boring stuff, and it's day 7, i can attack the players directly!" Sho said beginning to walk down the crouded streets hunting for players. He found the final two for this week and grinned. He jumped in front of them and shot at the taller one, catching him off guard. The short one wasn't as slow to react. And of course the smart one was the damn pin master. Sho quickly dodged a blast of lightning. He attempted to counter when the big one jumped and tried to punch him, Sho telleported into the air and before either of the boys could tell where he went he shot a large sonic boom in their direction, making their brians explode. "No one gets a second chance when I'm GM" He said grinning. He walked away from the scene, the reapers realized the game was over and went back to base, but he was on a mission. Not so much to kill the composer, but to get the hell out of the system. FOIL |
Master Looter  Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Walking along a road was a young boy. He had blond hair and wore black clothes. He carried with him a black sword and a shield. Following him was a man, who was carrying at least two hundreds pounds of things in a back on his back. "FROHMAN!" barked the boy "Keep up the pace." "C'mon boss! I'm tired." said the man known as Frohman "Besides, do you really think we should be doing this?" "What do you mean?" said the boy "I mean, when Xandus finds out that you left without permission, he's going to be pissed." said Frohman "Don't worry." said the boy "He's off on that D.L.A. meeting with Revan. He won't be back for three weeks. Besides, I'm bored. I need something to do, like an adventure or a quest or something." The boy and Frohman looked at the road and saw a Ram, who was with a group of people. "Say, that looks like a group of adventurers." said Frohman "What do you say we join them?" "Working with others?" said the boy "I was looking for more of a single person adventure, but I guess I could work with this." The boy walked over to the Ram. "Say, are you folks going on an adventure?" the boy said to the Ram |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "That depends, am I not a virgin?" Asked Ram. Suddenly, Orgazmo jumped out of earths orbit and yelled in a voice that seemd to echo into the heavens.... "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?" Before falling back down ina fiery ball of fire. "You heard right, I've never done the do." Said Ram. "What!!! You've never gotten layed!?" Shouted Orgazmo in an equally loud voice. "Yeah!!!" Shouted Ram in annoyance."I mean, their where a few times when I was close, but I always passed out from all the alchohol I was drinking in the tavern, pub, or bar a few minutes earlier." Said Ram. "My god and gods!!! This adds to the goal of the pilgrimage I am undertaking!!!" Said Orgazmo. "Pilgrimage? What pilgramage?" Asked Livingness the youth. "The Pilgrimage to the Pacific Rim of Pussy!!! A quest I, and many other men and women partake in across the Pacific Rim of Fire. The goal? To have intercourse with at least one local woman and or man throughout every state, province, and country that is apart of the Pacific Rim of fire, culminating in a masisve orgy in Bangledesh, India." "Wow!!! So thats why it's called Bangladesh!!!" Said Lazor. "Thats right. And now, after hearing that ram is boneless,a.k.a. has never gotten any coochie, I must see to it that he gets some!!! We ust get to L.A. at once! But first, we must make a journey through the valley of happy cows, seeing as how I crashed by chopper.!!!" Said Orgazmo. |
Master Looter Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | "Did I have to land here?" Alucard said, putting his palm to his face. "You mean YOU'VE never gotten laid either!?!?" Orgazmo said. "..." "He hasn't! This badass dude hasn't gotten laid! You look like a fucking chick MAGNET." "..." "Really, are you, like, gay or something? Have you truly never 'Gotten some'?" "..." "You have spiky hair and everything! Only by riding a motorcycle could you be more of a magnet to every single girl from here to Timbuktu!" "I was sodomized by some Arab bastard as a child! Not only that, but I'm a fucking vampire! You think I take place in such mortal pleasures?!" Alucard blurted out angrily. "You mean you've never been high, drunk, or ridden on the sexmobile? Really?" asked Orgazmo. Alucard thought cracking his knuckles and giving Orgazmo a nasty look made it a pretty obvious 'Fuck no, asshole. Now go away.' Orgazmo thought the same thing. "Uh, hi there!" came a little boy's voice. "You going on an adventure or what? I really don't have the time!" |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "Yes my dear random boy and character from a Half-Life comic no one seemed to give a shit about!!! We shall!!! To the valley of happy cows!!!" Yelled Orgazmo pointing to a seemingly pleasant valley. "Wait! Thats not the valley! No. The valley is through that dark spooky graveyard right over there." Said Orgazmo, pointing to an obviously evil and spooky graveyard to the right of the pleaseant valley. Everyone except Ram. looked at Orgazmo with a look that said:"Are you fucking kidding us." But ram said:"Well, what are we waiting for!!! Lets get past this graveyard so we can lose or virginities and hopefully get bombed!!!" Yelled Ram, walking towards the graveyard. |
Master Looter Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | "Did it really have to be here?" Alucard said. "Look at it this way, vampire guy. Ram loses his virginity and you get to shoot the ghosts on the way." Orgazmo said. "I did that yesterday afternoon. But I am thirsty... You know, for-" "Don't tell me. Milk. No, water. Is it rain? It might be a smoothie..." "I was about to say blood, you idiot!" Alucard whipped Orgazmo across the face with his pistol. "Ow!" |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | That last attack hurt. Really hurt. But, due to Orgazmo intent on completeing his quest, helping Ram and the otehrs lose their virginities, and on focusing on how he would manage to seduce Alucard, he shrugged, it of, and started following ram into the spooky graveyard, the others, weariley following him. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5565 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | "Fuck, I can't run any more with my gimpy leg, I swear I wont shoot at you!" Master Kitty holstered his shotgun and caught up to the bat toting, faceless... thing. Alright, alright, truce. Daye.01 slowed down so Master Kitty could catch up and they continued walking down the road, Seriously though... where are we going. Master Kitty sighed through gritted teeth and was about to yell at Daye.01 when he noticed a group of... well not exactly people, walking toward a scary looking graveyard. "Shit! People, or... well I don't think they are all people, but lets go over there anyways!" Master Kitty began walking as fast as he could toward the group, "Hey! Hey wait up!" |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | "Oh look, a Spooky Graveyard. This obvious isn't going to be filled with zombies and skeletons!" said the boy sarcastically "Whatever. I'm looking forward to killing something." Suddenly, a skeleton armed with a spear and a shield appeared from it's grave, ready to attack the heroes. "And what do you know, I'm right. As always" A fairy appeared from nowhere and began hovering over the boy. "Hey, Listen!" said the fairy "There's a skeleton over there!" "Shut up Navi!" yelled the boy "I know that there is a skeleton!" "What the hell is that thing?" asked Ram "Her? She's this really annoying fairy who keeps following me." said the boy "I found her in some forest, and she has not SHUT THE FUCK UP SINCE!!!" "Watch out!" said Navi "There's a... "I KNOW THERE IS A FUCKING SKELETON!!!!!" yelled the boy The boy swatted the fairy aside with his hand. He pulled out his sword and charged the skeleton with it. The sword bursted into flames, and the boy began hacking at the skeleton. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "More pilgrims, come to lose their virginity!? Jesus, the importance of my quest has risen 100 fold since I crashed my Dildo Chopper into that dragon!" Said Orgazmo, looking back, while on top of Micheal Jacksons grave to Master Kitty and Daye, failing to notice a skeleton armed with a spear and shield pop out of the ground, the fairy, and the boy attacking the skeleton. Suddenly, from below him, the zombie of Micheal Jackson rose out, and started singing:"Thriller!" Quickly Orgazmo lept into Alucards hands at the site of Micheal Jackson dancing, other zombies soon joining him, surrounding the group, and getting closer with each beat. |
Master Looter Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | Alucard through Orgazmo in a tree with an angry woodpecker, drew his gun, and said: "May the unholy undead servers to hell be given back to where they came. In other words, DIE ALREADY, YOU OVERATED 80'S GUY!" Alucard fired several hundred bullets into Michael Jackson's face. Not that there was much flesh to shoot off the skin-and-bones face. "Michael, are you okay? Are you okay, are you okay Michael?" Ram sang, as MJ dodged some bullets by dancing. He did a triple backflip and then a split. During said split, a place was exposed. Alucard shot it. "OOOOOOOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark!!!" Orgazmo called from the tree. |
Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | Suddenly Micheal Jackson got back up and yelled, very fucking loudly in sonic screech form:"Cause this is Thriller!!! Thriller!!!" At Alucard, knocking him into a freshly dug grave, with a tomb stone reading:"Here lies the latest fool who thought he/she/it could get passed the yard." Suddenly, the zombie of Tupac rose up, picked up a large rock, and threw it down on Alucard. "California love bitch." Said Tupacs zombie. |
Master Looter Posts: 2136 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | A group of thriller zombies surrounded the boy. His sword went on fire and he began chopping the zombies into bits. He realized, however, that it took to long to kill zombies with a sword. "Hm.....Frohman, come here for a second." Frohman came up to the boy, who reached into the bag full of things that Frohman was carrying and pulled out a semi-automatic shotgun. "EAT LEAD, UNDEAD SUM!" yelled the boy, as he began blasting the dancing zombies away. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5565 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | But it DIDNT leave a mark! And this supposed "overrated 80s guy" went back to the grave, to peacefully rest. Master Kitty came running up behind the grave, "Damn." What? "Jesus, I just had like... triple de-ja-vu! Weird!" Master Kitty and Daye.01 caught up to the group, "Hey, where are you going? Ca we come, we are bored, and that road seems to go on forever!" Orgazmo shrugged and shoved his hands down his pants. GOD DAMMIT NINJA'D! |
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Master Looter Posts: 2248 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | Alucard step out of the grave, picked up the rock, and said "California love? How about a little love from Britain!" after saying this, he shot Tupac in the face. Tupac brought out a Glock 18. Alucard was shot with a full 80 round clip. Everyone winced. If he didn't die from the rock, he'd die from this. Alucard, figuring they were thinking we was dead, he said "Wrong." He turned into the puddle of blood, and morphed into a dog. "I've heard rappers are into pitt-bulls. This time, it's LITERAL." Alucard the dog jumped and swallowed him whole. He was shot out the stomach. As this happened, Tupac was digested. "I killed a human and didn't even drink his blood! Damnit!" |
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Master Looter Posts: 1148 Joined: 6 Jun 2009 | "You probabley would'nt want to if you knew Tupac was diagnosed with aids, supposedly due to sleeping with Whitney Houston a bit much." Said Rag to Alucard. "Right, sleeping around with Whitney Houston..." Said Orgazmo, with shifty eyes, getting down from the tree, having seduced to woodpecker into letting him down. |
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Power Leveler  Posts: 3622 Joined: 3 Jun 2008   | "I SAY!!!!WE WHORE HIM OUT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS WOULD PAY TO TOUCH TUPACS DANGLE?!?!?!!?" Lazor said, jumping up and down. "We could also whore mine out, for mine have MYSTICAL POWERS!!!" Orgazmo said, hip thursting while his crotch was glowing a bright light. "But still, i hate tupac" toaster |
Master Looter Posts: 1210 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 | Ragnorak rolled his eyes at Alucard and Orgazmo's antics. He just walked through the graveyard, which was surprisingly small for being so creepy, and he only had to cut one zombie in half to do it! He sat down under a tree, waiting for the rest of them. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. |
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I wish someone would have told me about this...
*Scene cuts so a rising sun, a helmet wearing cat and a small, faceless being were walking along a road*
"Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Birds that were happily nesting in trees flew off into the distance as the cat pulled out a shotgun and put it against the little creatures head.
"Stop, fucking, talking! We will get there when we get there god dammit!"
Master Kitty began walking again and the little creature ran up behind him,
"Ok, but where are we going? You have just been walking for what seems like days and you don't seem to be-" the little faceless man was kicked in the stomach and the cat continued walking, which was interrupted by a bat to the back of the knees, "Take that you son of a bitch! No-one talks to Daye.01 like that!
And with that the little man sprinted down the road, holding his bat above his head. Master Kitty slowly got up and fired his shotgun in the direction of Daye.01. He began limping toward him yelling obscenities and curses.